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What's with these square photos? Are you working on a range of first edition stamps?

That's right dickheads, WE'RE BACK, and you can stick your press conference rules up your arse.

Eddie's first CL press conference from fucking Milano. What a boy.

Have a mint time. Your photography could use some work mind.

Whatever team he puts out, I'd much rather play you lot now than in the final.

I watched this live and didn't realise quite how much they took the piss there. Tough day at the office for the Mekon.

If you're a young, up and coming Durham based sex offender, there's only one club on your mind. Two if you include The Tufty Club.

With his jumper on. Like when those mackem players videoed themselves in a threesome.

Here's the toonlowdown on how to make it still work. Access the site via twitter.com, not x.com. Don't use the little share button on a tweet. Instead click into the tweet (as if you wanted to see all the replies) so that's the URL that you're looking at. Copy and paste that URL into here.

Here a stat for you. Chelsea have only won six games in 2023. Leeds and Leicester (both relegated), Borussia Dortmund, late-stage Patrick Viera Crystal Palace, Luton (new PL whipping boys), and AFC Wimbledon (League 2). Booed off by their away following yesterday.

Hope was saying he had a pop at one local journo asking him who he supports when he asked about the penalty. Hope reckons Klopp did the same to him when he asked him about whether TAA should have been sent off against us. Agree these lads are complete arseholes.

Wasted his AMAZING line on a non goal.

"A blow to the Goodison solar plexus" screams Sky's prime time commentator. 1 nil Arsenal.

Put that on for the last 10 minutes of the first half and it was being played in near total silence. Looked like an awful game.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/the-set-pieces-blog/2021/jan/06/tino-asprilla-newcastle-25-years-was-a-joy?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Case cracked.

Rock stars of the past (and I'm sure present) behaved appallingly but they were on tour in hotel rooms and it was out of sight. Brand's stuff was happening, at least to some extent, in TV studios and the same studios were being warned that he was a problem, and were still hiring him. These are places of employment with codes of conduct and HR policies etc. As someone else (spongebob?) suggested, this should have been as much a story about them as Brand.

It's a theory and Garland is legit. But Brand's disappearance down the rabbit hole came in instalments.

The time to take the Dilbert lad out was when he was writing that godawful comic strip. Same applies to Brand. I haven't seen that bloke on telly since pre-pandemic but NOW he thinks there's a "coordinated attack" on him.

Tonali for Anderson, Isak for Wilson. That's what I reckon Howe will do. I think Barnes and Gordon will keep their places and I think Wilson will be very unlucky to lose his.

Watched the Brand thing this morning. I'm 99% sure there was a mistake at the end where they referred to the person who had been known as "Alice" throughout the show, as Hannah. Which presumably is her real name. Anyway, sounds like he was a real fucking prick, and that the entire industry turned a blind eye to it. To the point where, if you were Brand, you would be mistaken for assuming that it was allowed. Which isn't an excuse for his behaviour BTW.

Maxi's just scored for his Saudi pub team. They're 3-2 up.