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Absolutely mint that we've got two on-fire strikers that we can just rotate in and out for guaranteed goals.

Joelinton again. He's fucking MASSIVE.

Get the fuck in. Tramps!

Schar not having a great one.

The UNPRESSABLE Bruno Guimaraes.

This is unsustainable from Everton. Keep them out and we'll get on top of them shortly.

Everton haring around like fucking maniacs. They'll be wrecked in a bit.

Burn not feeling well apparently.

You FUCKING what?!

This thing with presenting from the side of the pitch ffs. You know they're gonna be playing LOUD music through a PA System, right? It's like trying to listen in on someone in a pub and then finding out it's Michael fucking Owen.

Get on the bus and shut the fuck up!

He'll be back in on Sunday. Plus he seems like the kind of kid who will understand.

It would have been good news for us.

Wilson Miggy Targett All back in.

I did the same, and on my 6th go......................LIVERPOOL FINISH FOURTH! 68 points for them. 67 for us. The logic that sits behind that calculator has been written by someone from Grimsby though, so it can FUCK OFF.

I thought you liked Liverpool. You've absolutely shit on them there.

They're listed on the Everton official site's Injuries and Suspensions page. I suppose it's possible that's out of date.

Onana's OOT injured which is good news for us cos he can be decent when he gets on one. Coleman INJURED Holgate SUSPENDED

Lads I know you've all waited very patiently for this. Well, here are some sexy stats for you. These seemed like stats that might indicate who their DANGER DUDES are. Red = DANGER! Green = WHATEVER MATE. GCA = Goal Creating Actions SCA = Shot Creating Actions Dwight McNeil turning up as one of their DANGER MEN. This is anyone in their squad who's played > 450 minutes. Ellis Sims was turning up with some insane figures so this filters that prick out. This is the equivalent for our sexier and significantly more dangerous men. YOU'RE ALL VERY WELCOME!

More at the link below, but that's the bones of it. https://fivethirtyeight.com/methodology/how-our-club-soccer-predictions-work/ You'll have to ignore the Americanisms. Soccer, tie, etc.

We were 86% to make the CL before last night's fixtures. We're now 87%.

Invalid account sounds about right for you.

I seem to remember playing nappy change whack-a-mole last season and ultimately having to produce a spreadsheet, updated weekly, to show how improbable it was that teams would "go on a run and catch us" based on their achievements in the season to date. And everything I said came to pass. And that's all I'm doing now. So, ONCE AGAIN WRONG BOY, you get to shut your face!

4-0 up. Get him on in a Harry Enfield scouser wig doing the "Calm down" bit to the crowd.