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Belgian Pep currently 19th and getting pumped by Brentford.

Bruno's one card away from a suspension. Might be better if he picks it up today and misses Wolves than missing Man United or Arsenal. Eddie, you know what to do.

Sir Bobby Charlton just died. I was just about to start crowing about how Man United are gonna get pumped by Sheff United tonight. I'll give it 5 minutes now.

Wilson's bound to get a couple second half, so I'm setting the like at 5. Think we'll get 7.

Fucking stick the goal difference league table up on here. And be quick about it.

Murphy man of the first half.

Great finish.

Joelinton might have to kick fuck out of Mateta soon.

Tonali chewing through his bottom lip as the BetMGM signage appears on the advertising hoardings.

Think we might get a few here.

Did your son get in the ground OK CT?

Perfect start given they were clearly planning to just sit off and defend.

Still no Botman. Tonali on the bench.

McCoist and Ferdinand insisting Young shouldn't be sejt off there. Fuck off lads, why should the ref "cut him a bit of slack". It's a second yellow. There's plenty to pick refs up on without shite like this.

Quiet as fuck isn't it? They've all been infected by whiny cunt Klopp's lunch time kickoff patter.

How is anyone getting cramp 36 overs into a one day game?!

Aye I think the bans are disproportionate, especially when you consider the amount of money football is bringing in from betting companies. Scroll down the page that we've got our statement about Tonali on, and you're presented with this: I know our partnerships with bookies have got nothing to do with whether players should be betting, but if young lads with lots of money and time on their hands are vulnerable to gambling addictions, maybe their employers and the sport's governing bodies should have a think about how much money they want to take from the gambling industry. Is it really appropriate to surround the players with betting company promotion and then ban them for a full season of their career (or more) if they use one?

Aye they can do all the corporate cosying up they like, but if we form a partnership with Korn, I'm out.

At midnight on a Friday. I daren't ask what you had to do for it.

Maddison didn't want to come here once Spurs came calling, Szoboslai only had eyes for Liverpool, Joao Pedro had been tied up by Brighton for a while, I believe.

I don't agree at all that it's been a shite transfer window. Buying someone that breaks their fucking foot doesn't make them a bad signing. Nor does investing in the future with Hall and Livramento (who looks class from what we've seen). Even Tonali wasn't a mistake when we signed him. So fucking zip it, daft cunts.

I think he's now got two independent sources. Pep Aroni and now Pec Orino.

Trigger pulled. Picking it up as soon as Curry's text me to tell me it's ready. I'm fucking going out tonight which I'm LIVID about. Are the controllers just battery powered or do they need charging?

Shout Pinkle next time you see him and see what the reaction is.