Gemmill

Baalls.

Pickford would have saved that if he was allowed to hold two wooden spoons to make up for his short arms.

Magic from Wilson. Absolutely fuck this shite club off to the Championship.

The man mountain scores again. Double figures soon. Brilliant from Willock. Quality wins out over the fucking cloggers. Ten minutes then get Gordon on to wind the cunts up.

Every Everton pass is vertical atm. DYCHEBALL TIME!

Dan Burn headed goal coming here.

Miggy put out of his misery.

Every crowd shot looks like it's from the 1980s.

If that happens in the middle of the box, it's a pen.

That's a penalty on Longstaff.

Miggy's having an absolute stinker.

They didn't even take that long.

My message to Everton is if you want VAR decisions to go your way, upgrade your cameras and replace your groundsman.

His feet were offside too man. He was turned sideways on and his whole body was in the lighter patch of grass. Botman had one foot in that patch of grass. So he was more or less the width of his body offside. You could eyeball it as offside and the VAR just drew a line that confirmed that. Those stupid fucking lines make things look closer than they are.

The disappearing point makes a draw the best result. It disadvantages both of them. Man United won't get third with draws. Spurs won't get fourth with draws. Win win for us.

Aye he was clearly off. The only reason the line looked so close is cos the camera angle was shit and the Goodison groundsman is a typical lazy fucking scouser that can't mow straight lines.

There's no bad results for us from the Spurs v Man United game but a draw is CLEARLY the best result and if you don't understand that, I simply cannot help you.

Is this the best view Everton have got from their shite ground? This is offside BTW. No question.

This looks bad the way he's holding his knee.

Joelinton needs to snap that Gana kid.

Man United winning.

Everton fans SILENCED. All arms folded and huffy. They'll turn on their lads soon.

Absolutely mint that we've got two on-fire strikers that we can just rotate in and out for guaranteed goals.

Joelinton again. He's fucking MASSIVE.

Get the fuck in. Tramps!