Gemmill

Pizza in Rome is shit. The base is like a Jacob's water biscuit.

Here's Mr Corned Beef and Boiled Cabbage to give us the benefit of his wisdom. Pipe down Paddy!

My dog eats raw food, and his come in little gross blood soaked patties. Little fucker makes short work of them.

There was no suggestion in either the guide book or the menu that this shit was coming raw. Who serves burger tartare though. Absolutely vile.

I don't remember Milan that fondly. I remember going to this restaurant that was meant to be famous for burgers. It had been an institution since the 60s and the guide book bigged it up. When I say they gave me a raw burger, I don't mean it wasn't quite cooked enough, I mean they gave me a plate with a patty of bright red, completely uncooked mince on it. No bun. We sat there for about ten minutes, moving it around our plates, and left. I'm sure they were taking the piss.

I'm keeping an eye out for Paddock Lewellyn Bowen trying to rapunzel it up that wall.

"Eeeeeey shurrup Harv Jewnya, am a fuckun celebriteeeey!"

You can't beat Italian flap.

He's a mod on the Max Power forums. This is the brum brum AA, I'm sure of it.

I'm not looking for the Barry McPigtails Unofficial Scorecard version, you BOGAN!

How far in advance of kickoff are CL lineups announced? Is it still just the hour or do these officious little cunts demand things sooner?

Congratulations Craig, that's mint news.

Take a bucket in the living room. Needs must.

This is why I always put the date and kick off time in the match thread title. You've got the B team running them at the minute though, so you know...

Prurve is one he actually used BTW. I don't know either.

Up there with Renton's written mackem accent. "Hey-a my mackem accent is noooo bad. Prurve me wroung"

Also, Sandro Tonali was in Wetherspoons in mid August. He's still getting asked about it in a press conference over a month later, on Champions League Eve. Lads man. The joke is dead and buried.

If we get beat tonight, I guarantee Hope will be asking whether the 45 minutes spent sat on the runway contributed. I like the bloke but he's desperate to create a narrative out of this.

YouTube just demonetised Brand's channel.

is it just me or does Howe always get a smirk on his face when it's Ryder's turn for a question.

AC Milan U19 v NUFC U19 is on TNT Sports at 1pm today if anyone is interested.

Fucking hell! Podcast any good?

Watching the training video the club has put out and it must be the first time they're training with the CL ball and you can hear Dan Burn "NEVVA! I usually buy these from Sports Direct!"

Yeah Craig Hope asking what they did while they were delayed. Howe turning to the bloke to his left and muttering "I don't really know what to say to that..." Even Ryder didn't have that in his list of questions.