Gemmill

Seriously, do you think I GIVE A FUCK where your wife went on holiday?!

Where did your wife go on holiday? Alaska. Don't worry about it, I'm not that bothered. She's your wife ffs.

Next time, pick your laptop up and work it like a corn on the cob.

Same way you get your white wee wee out. Lick it.

White wee wee

Stigmata would explain the bandages, I suppose.

What a run from the keeper. I can see how none of the Atletico defenders picked him up though, with the subdued outfit he was wearing.

They're mentally ill, man. Our transition in the last 18 months has completely broken them. This is genuine alternative reality, psych ward shit.

Just by way of context... 17 April, 2022, we beat Leicester 2-1 at SJP which took us to 37 points, which would turn out to be enough to avoid relegation that season. 19 September, 2023, we leave the San Siro with a point in our first Champions League match for 20+ years. Less than 18 months. That is fucking ludicrous. It's a Ted Lasso plotline. Aye, our press doesn't seem anywhere near as intense as it did last season, and we seem to have lost something going forward, but that's maybe 100 steps forward, 7 steps back in terms of our progress. It's not gonna be linear, we were that good last season, so we should be this good this season. We need to chill out and actually enjoy what's going on a bit. It's absolute madness where we've got to so quickly.

https://theanalyst.com/eu/2023/08/premier-league-stats-2023-24/?_gl=1*lirfi0*_ga*MjA5NDg3MDYwNi4xNjkzMTIyNDMy*_ga_BGFPTYQE1X*MTY5NTE4NTI2My40LjEuMTY5NTE4NTI3Mi41MS4wLjA Knock yourself out, cobber!

this will complete my stamp collection, thank you.

Dortmund looking like the whipping boys of the group lads.

Beat Sheff United at the weekend and we've had a massive week.

Fast track to becoming a basket case if we bin Howe off the back of this or pretty much anything else that could realistically happen this season.

Two clean sheets in a row too. Equalled Howmanheyman's PB.

Great result. Knack the French at SJP next.

Close that.

This is a really good result. We still look disjointed but a draw here is class if we can keep it this way.

Great fitness from Bruno. He looks knackered then he keeps coming back to life. Trying to win PL over?

Trippier looks wrecked as well.

Isak looks dead on his feet. Get Barnes on.

These don't look that tired anymore.

Leao does the pretend you're injured when you've fucked up like Maxi too.