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Villa put out a shit side, I think. Just watching the Brighton highlights here and they blew a couple of good chances. Arsenal, Man City, West Ham and Newcastle the only English sides to pick up points in Europe this week. Not as easy as it looks eh, Erik? You fucking balloon.

@sammynb If you ever take a break from listening to these lesbian power trios of yours, have you seen Lol Tolhurst has just put a book out called Goth.

Enjoyed the news that the FC Copenhagen keeper posted to his Instagram that his team "deserved all three points from that shit hole" after their game at Galatasaray last night. He's amended his post after receiving death threats.

You're WELCOME.

Have you watched Mare of Easttown or Mayor of Kingstown? Completely unrelated but both are good. The first is Winslet, second is Jeremy Renner.

Top Boy is great too, Renton. If you're watching on Netflix, the order is Top Boy Summerhouse first then Top Boy. Summerhouse is the original C4 show and Top Boy is Netflix's follow up.

You're welcome. Set in The Boys universe. Just landed on Prime.

Tough balance for them in future. They've got to decide in advance whether this year is a 1st place or a 7th place finish. Like deciding whether or not to shoot the moon in Hearts.

DNA on iplayer is canny. Danish scandi-noir thing. The usual tormented scruff detective. But it's pretty well done. Two seasons of it, I'm watching the second one now. No tits, for those that need that sort of thing from their scandi shows.

Say nuttin'.

You wouldn't understand, it's an urban ting.

Dave, have you fucking heard of climate change?! If there's another one of these posts in a year or two, I will personally vasectomise you. Congratulations though, I suppose.

Apple TV. As for the rest of your post, expect a visit from my aassociates. They will be black so please try not to be racist.

Everything's coming up roses for this one. Nice one. 👍

Need to get on Silo. I'm fucking loving Top Boy. Just the last season to go. Absolutely convinced I could have made it big in the world of London high rise drugs gangs. Lamenting the missed opportunity.

If one of them wants to fill us in on the plan to: 1. Win the Championship every year, but.. 2. Come to an agreement with the EFL that they don't have to be promoted cos who wants to be in the PL anyway, and... 3. Somehow just repeat this every year without ever benefitting from the PL money and still being better than all of the teams that go up in their stead and come back down, strengthened and newly flush with parachute money... I'm all fucking ears. Also, did they intentionally throw the playoffs last year as part of the above plan?

Massively flattered by the scoreline and they still lost.

Man United pull one back and Kane IMMEDIATELY scores a third for Bayern. THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL!

Cheers man.

Another tough night for the Mekon. 2 nowt Bayern.

Nice one, sounds class. I haven't been abroad since pre pandemic and I'm pretty desperate for it now. Need my dogshit job situation to work itself out one way or another first though.

She could make decent money as a Les Dawson lookalike. Johnson has just declared war on Sunak over his net zero bullshit. Fucking sick of this lot.

Seriously, do you think I GIVE A FUCK where your wife went on holiday?!

Where did your wife go on holiday? Alaska. Don't worry about it, I'm not that bothered. She's your wife ffs.

Next time, pick your laptop up and work it like a corn on the cob.