Gemmill

Can't be a clear and obvious error this. If you can't pick it from the replay, it's not offside.

Bastards he's offside isn't he.

We're so much better with Isak and Wilson in the team.

Selles sending on his 1993 Julie's wingman.

Selles looks like he's having a mad '90s night out on the coke.

WE KNOW.

Wilson and Isak need to start. Hopefully this is becoming clear to Howe.

Gordon hadn't had a great start to his career here. Hope he has a good pre season...

I think we'll probably be fine. We're not as off it as we were against Brentford or maybe even West Ham and they both ended up with no points. Make some changes, watch these lads start blowing out their arses, then score some goals. That's the plan for the second half.

Aye. We're all watching different streams, two minutes apart. You tell us what the actual fuck it was.

It's all Man United at at Old Trafford vs the Real Madridlands of the Midlands.

Leeds are fucked. 2 down at Bournemouth.

Gordon's started well. Apart from missing that sitter obv.

Why doesn't Isak just dribble past everyone and score?

Waugh says there are "reports Longstaff could miss the run-in". He'd definitely be a miss, although the way the club bullshits about injuries, he's just as likely to be back next week.

The game's gone. What happened to the days when you could skullfuck a seagull on the way to the ground, shit in your seat at halftime, and watch your favourite paedophile score, all without some arsehole attacking you?

The straight dope from Craig Hope is that Isak starts.

Stockton failed to be inspired by this.

Just one of the great thinkers of our time.

Watching this documentary about Palace being saved from liquidation in 2013 or whenever it was, and I didn't realise that Eddie had been on the brink of taking over there. He'd been shown round the club and was about to sign but joined Burnley the next day. Dougie Freedman is on the doc and says: "That's when Steve came into the dressing room and said three words to me: 'you're taking training on Monday morning'" Freedman then goes in to say "no disrespect to Eddie but I didn't think he was the man to keep us in the division that year". OK Dougie.

I wouldn't mind seeing the mackems get promoted and get fucking smashed every week in the PL.

NO.

Listen to these two fanny farts. There were no predictions made. If I make a prediction, it happens. Such as 66 points to guarantee CL.