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Ferguson again. Take all the time you need son.

Aye that wasn't a foul.

The defending there. He could have opted to shoot or just stroll between Schar and Burn there. There was no challenge or pressure at all. Intensity is no longer our identity.

Well that's that.

Some of Howe's decision making in the last two games has been on a par with when he named his son Harry Howe.

Urgency in the press from Wilson like we haven't seen so far.

Aye, when they got pumped 3-1 by West Ham with 80% possession, I flashed back to Rodgers asking what the possession figures were in a game he'd just lost.

Howe will suss this. Maybe not in time for today, but he'll work out what's going on and I'm sure he'll eventually drop people if he needs to. We all thought Wilson was undroppable in Howe's eyes for a while and now he can't get a start. I'm not worried but if we lose this we're probably 1 point off the absolute minimum acceptable start to the season and 3 points off an average start. We'll get sorted.

THE SECOND HALF KICKS OFF SOON. I SAID THE SECOND HALF KICKS OFF SOON!

Who do we get on for Bruno? Anderson? Whoever it is, a message needs sending to him that he's nowt like the player we signed.

Taking the piss out of my age whilst being older than me and unable to even work out when kickoff time is. Fucking dipshit.

How is it even possible to only have 2 minutes added given the new rules? Has this ref missed the meeting or something?

How is Schar's a card and Estupinan's isn't? This ref is an arsehole.

Let Tonali take the set pieces or something. Trippier's radar is way off atm.

Estupinan lucky not to get a card there.

Ornstein was saying we were enquiring about Loris in the window btw.

Load of shite from Tonali wafting his leg at it on the edge of the box too BTW.

Pope is in the middle of a mental breakdown or something at the minute.

So far we should be a bit grateful that Mitoma is convinced he can curl everything into the top corner.

Burn is gonna need to calm it.

Aye I was wondering how long it would be before the Kompany is the next Pep myth was exposed. Spurs are looking really good mind, Postecoglou clearly knows his onions.

Arsenal home and Brentford away up next for Everton. *GULP*

Fair play to Pickford at the end there, the little shit.

Beto is fucking hilarious. He struts like Travolta in Saturday Night Fever. Ah baallls equaliser.

Pickford scoring an own goal off his bonce is my summer blockbuster. 2-1.