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Wykiki's lass DRIPPING.

Ah Miggy, so unlucky.

I fucking love Willock. I forgot about him until I saw him asking stupid questions on Guess Who?

Class from Botman. We're being dicks here though.

Gordon is really starting to find his feet in this team. Helps when your full back is shit scared to touch you mind.

We need to not be silly billies here. If these get a goal the ref will let them niggle the fuck out of the last half hour. Longstaff time?

Remember when Tonali got bundled over once in pre season and everyone thought he was powder puff.

Fuck off Miggy.

Pawson having to put up with Klopp. I'd book him just to not have to listen to him.

TAA has just decided he can't afford to make a challenge. Which is nice.

Still work to do here mind. Especially if we come out with the daft niggly shit again at the start of the second half. Would expect our fitness plus the man advantage plus Barnes/Wilson/MURPHALURPH to be too much for them though. I fact I'm struggling to see anything other than a very comfortable second half win.

Sounding like a copper reading out a statement.

You never know for certain if it was a goalscoring opportunity, you fucking plank.

Haha here we go. Carragher "how do you know that's a goal scoring opportunity?". This is why the ref was brave to give it cos the pundits would have been queuing up to excuse him if he'd only given a yellow.

Here's Carragher. Filling the studio with hockle.

Commentator claiming this has been "stormy and very often angry". Has it? It hasn't been a dirty game at all.

Tonali is fucking MINT.

Joelinton just needs to fucking cool it too. Don't give this ref any daft decisions to make.

If there's a Premier league player with a name that sounds more like a sloppy blow job than Szoboszlai, I couldn't name them. Just needs a satisfying *POP* on the end of it.

Aye totally, but he would have got away with it cos Liverpool. There'd be very little media scrutiny. Straight reds like that there's always the "was it really a clear goalscoring opportunity / was he really the last defender" stuff to hide behind. Pope is looking really unsure of himself this afternoon.

Barnes and Wilson still to come on and terrorise these whiffs in the second half too.

Who needs a right foot. Fucking how did that stay out!

Fair play to the ref BTW. He probably could have got away with a yellow there but he did the right thing.

Not Eddie's lads.