Gemmill

When wedding season and cup final season collide.

You dirty cunt. What sort of a maniac does nudey sleeping with the shits too? That is outrageous. Hope you feel better soon, brown mist boy.

I'm watching High Desert at the minute with her in it.

Sayum Feynda is what they call him in Alabama.

Class seeing Moyes dancing and singing at the end. Left it late to win his first trophy but fair play to the bloke.

Fiorentina's coach has the most Italian name since Massimo Maccarone. Fucking Vincenzo Italiano.

I GUARANTEE you that Mindy is funnier than Lasso. And it's not even remotely close. Lasso is fucking TERRIBLE.

Antisemite.

Good work with that spoiler tag. Just as well no one gives a shite cos it's fucking TERRIBLE.

The heel you do.

Thread. This all feels really damaging for the government. You've got normal people who just think questions need to be answered, and fruitloops who will think the cover up is to hide the fact that the vaccine makes you gay. And you'll have staunch tories in both of those groups. Either way that is a lot of people that want to see this done correctly. The content that they're trying to hide must be incredibly damning for them to be taking this to court to keep it hidden.

He saw what happened to Ryan Fraser and thought he'd keep his nez clean.

"So you're saying there's a chance?"

This is a far cry from Romanticist Dave. Love to see it.

Gonna be a tough window for someone.

The way I look at it, if we've got saleable assets that we aren't sure about, we have to just be ruthless and they have to go. We'll never progress to the next level if we have a policy of giving people another season. It's obviously not as black and white as that, some players will require longer bedding in time, but I think Howe now knows bother the upper and lower limits of ASM's abilities. Miggy is a different story, cos whilst he's horribly one footed and doesn't score much outside of insane purple patches, he can put in game changing / points-protecting shifts because of his insane energy and ability to disrupt the opposition. Even when he's not scoring or having a particularly good day. With ASM, if he isn't having a good day, you're borderline a man down and that will cost us points. I'll be sad to see him go and I hope he's a huge success as long as he moves outside the PL.

Either injured or not good enough. Sounds like someone we should sell.

I mean the rumours were everywhere about this when he first came out, so the chances that it all just passed her by are basically nil. NEVERTHELESS! I'll forgive that woman ANYTHING. Fuck you Schofe for tarnishing our Queen of hearts.

Caipirinha is Brazilian, I believe. You should get that one perfected for your next BBQ. Toon army themed cocktails are the ULTIMATE accessory of the true footsoldier.

Aye, by all accounts he's a good manager but it's a massive risk and everyone knows he's way down their list. Wouldn't be at all surprised if they're looking for another manager 6 months from now.

Tindall's eyes will light up when he sees this.

We're about to find out how much of a soft cock Harry Kane is cos it sounds like Benzema leaving has made Kane a big target for them. Borderline irreplaceable for Spurs as well, even if they get £100m for him, which is lovely news.

That's the team photo after we pump Real Madrid 5-0 at the Bernabeu next September.

We do if we're going for the treble.