Gemmill

I'm one of a handful that has been relaxed for some time. But enjoy your FANTASY, you silly sausage.

Just watching highlights of the 4-4 on YouTube. You just know that if that happened now VAR would find a way to ruin that last goal. Not to disallow it, but a review just to suck all the joy out of the moment.

They're like Sky Sports. They need to pretend the title race is still going long after it's finished.

You're in great company lads. A reminder that CT insisted until the last that relegated Burnley would "go on a run" last season.

Liverpool are still brittle as fuck. They're not overperforming like Villa were but they're far from convincing in a lot of the wins they've put together. The problem now is going to be quality of opposition. I fancy Villa to have a decent chance of taking points off them though.

tbf, DICKHEAD, at the time you were all shitting yourselves about four teams. Two of those now can't get beyond 66 points. Brighton will join them soon. Which leaves Liverpool, who have gone on a run that only the biggest bedwetters would have actively predicted. Congratulations on getting that right though, it means you all get to stew in your dirty nappies for another couple of weeks.

I reckon that might be what Howe goes with. Wilson being a nuisance to Ramsdale was a decent part of the game at their place We'll see though....

Assuming Longstaff came through training OK, I think he'll play and it'll be Wilson up front. It's not a muscle injury so Howe doesn't need to worry about it getting worse, and his cardio is off the charts so no need to worry about lack of training. If he's not fit though, I hope we start with Isak on the left.

They didn't laugh at Damien for too long in the films...

Aye was on about it earlier. It's the whole phases of play thing. He was a yard offside but the ball went across the box to another player. They played it back across to Salah. By this stage he's not offside, but he's still a yard ahead of the defender cos of his previous offside position. It's fucking ridiculous. That's the same phase of play so he should be offside.

Tell him you're gonna kick his entire face in next time you see him. Then send him a dick pic.

Point of Order! Aston Villa do not lose form. I have it on good authority from half of fucking Toontastic. So please. Show some respect to Beige Barca.

Sky won't know what to do if Liverpool pip Man United and not us.

You should have just smashed him full in the face and told him to apologise or you'd do it again.

I reckon West Ham will get something tomorrow. We've still got nowt to worry about mind. We're two results ahead of Liverpool already and they've only got three left to play. We've got five games left.

Nicking some of the Archbishop of Canterbury's patter and inviting my lass to "receive the rod of equity and mercy" later on. What a thing to say to Camilla on Charlie's big day.

Ref blowing for a foul cos Konate slipped over.

Aye it's unreal. It's bad enough having to watch the scouse cunts without that squeaky fucker talking over the top of it.

Schade coming on. He's a smooth operator.

Aye the charge was for his comments after the match. He should be getting a ban, I'm just wondering how long the FA will take over it all.

What happened with Klopp's charge BTW? He had until yesterday to respond.

How is Konate not getting booked here? He's done that 2 or 3 times now ffs.

Brentford have got at least an equaliser in them here.

Bastards he's offside.

"Another phase of play" or some shit. Which is total bollocks because he obviously has an advantage being a yard offside and ahead of the defender.