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Brian's brother doing alright in the World Championships pole vault atm.

Aye he's not gonna like having to listen to Antonio crowing again. West Ham joint top of the league.

Suck my balls, old timer! Ah-suck. Ah-my balls!

You should look into power BI for your visualisations. It's class. Excel is shite in comparison. You can just connect Power BI to your excel to consume the data but then do flash charts with slicers and time lines and shit. Yeah. You're jealous. You want to be me.

A genuine fucking lunatic. Good of her to stick the boot in on Sunak though.

West Ham 3 nil up on 17% possession. Oosh. Pleased to see Brighton get a beating.

I thought we spoke about this, BITCHTITS!

First time in Everton's history that they've lost the opening 3 games of the season without scoring a goal. And with that...their fate was sealed. Everton Football Club WILL be relegated from the Premier League THIS SEASON.

WOLVES!

Fulham!

This and the opening day vs Wolves. Old Trafford decisions. On the plus side, the Mekon will keep his job and these will remain fucking shite! Scraping past Forest at home.

Blatant dive from Rashford. Penalty. VAR check complete. 3-2 Man United. Scandalous.

Pickford there. Holy shit he's fucking useless. The floppy haired exchange student Wolves have up front should have scored.

Wolves have one disallowed in the Dogshit Classico.

I blame No. 10, Lou Bega for Forest. Squaring to nobody when they had a man free in front of an open goal at the far post.

You wouldn't even be able to work out how to phrase your Google search for the kind of shit I pull off in Excel. I like the fact you're using the paperclip lad to do your powerpoints though. "It looks like you're fucking up ANOTHER presentation! Can I be of assistance?!"

Forest should've scored again there, the dickheads!

Everybody at my work is office based and sat at a computer all day, and every single one of them would claim to be able to use PowerPoint and Excel in a job interview. 90% of them I genuinely wouldn't consider to even have the basics down in Excel, and in PPT they'd only be able to do pig ugly slides of bullets (basically using it like Word in landscape mode). Genuinely man, don't let the mention of MS Office stuff make you think you shouldn't apply for a job. The people interviewing you will more than likely be barely proficient themselves.

You pipe down, bitchtits!

It'll be for dead basic reporting. Tables that add up from top to bottom and left to right. Which genuinely you could learn in a day on YouTube. They'll not be wanting you to do anything flash, I'm sure. Plus you can always come on here and get shown what to do by the experts. Wykiki is a stone cold dummy that is constantly asking questions on the Help forum when he's doing the scoreboards for his dogging league.

Made all the better by the arrogance with which that prick has gone about his business.

Forest 2 up at Old Trafford.

You could do a beginners course in excel using YouTube and be better than most of the people you'll be working with. I still work with gormless cunts who sit in front of an Excel spreadsheet, tapping things into the calculator on their phone, and typing the answers into excel.

Spain delivering an absolute clinic in how to ruin a World Cup win.

When did Cookie Monster sign for Everton?!