Gemmill

The absolute state of that sentence has given away your sexual preferences IN FULL.

I hope your phone's NFC malfunctions at the turnstile.

Greenwood leaving Man United. The mackems are sniffing.

Lads, we need to talk about Everton.

3-1 with 10 men. Oh dear.

I thought the new rule was that if you stand in front of the ball to delay a free kick, it's an instant yellow? Word mustn't have reached the ref of the Liverpool game cos Diaz did exactly that in the first minute and NOWT happened. I think we'll fucking knack these next week.

Aye you can't go in the huff about this. We're at least 5 years of spending behind these, and as good as Howe is, Pep is on another planet. We need him to leave so City can experience some post-Pep wilderness years. Take this one out on Mr Wind-up Teeth next week and I'll be happy.

We've just had the 4 yellows to their 1.

Listening to the fucking Mekon having the NERVE to complain about Man United not getting a pen after the Onana one last week. Pipe down dick face!

Eddie will send them out full of piss and vinegar for the 2nd half. I still fancy we might sneak a result. So does Trevor Sinclair.

Baals.

Talksport EXCLUSIVE, bitch!

Talksport commentator repeatedly referring to Haaland as The Striking Viking. Fuck me.

Get HB on if Gordon pulls any more daft shit.

Sounds like City are really on it tonight. Understandable though, playing us is their cup final.

"Gotta get in the office if you wanna get the goals" according to Trevor Sinclair.

I'm having to listen on Talksport. Which is as shite as expected.

Maybe the announcement? It does look like maybe the Amazon leak has forced both us and Adidas to come out early today. Pre announcing the announcement is a bit of a weird one.

Pretty sure I predicted Man United would be looking for a new manager within 18 months. I hope they stick with him though, he's a big fucking arrogant fraud who has been given an incredibly easy ride by the media.

Man United's title challenge just took a hit.

MacAllister suspended vs us?

Because I'm a fucking hermit. I did think about that but I can't be arsed with it. It'll be fucking rammed.

The scorer? ANTOIIIIIINE SEMENYOOOOOO!

Liverpool losing.