Gemmill

It's from this article. PLEASE CALM DOWN.

This was in an article from a while back celebrating Tindall's shithousery, I believe.

Thank fuck he didn't learn from reading Renton's version of mackems.

Lots for us to think about here. Can't really see us doing anything other than playing our usual game and backing ourselves, unless Howe has something up his sleeve.

They were all over Real until Gundogan decided to stop the game for 5 minutes while he faked an injury.

This thing is normally honking but I'll watch this episode.

Nowt wrong with Gundogan there, the tit.

Last 6 games they've averaged xG of 1.1, with an average xGA of 2.3. During that time they've scored exactly 1 goal per game in all 6 games - three home, three away. They've conceded 20, 12 of which came in the three home games. Maybe home isn't a great place for them at the minute? You'd have to think their goal creation side of this might even be on the lower side now that Allardyce has turned up (it was 0.14 to City but that's City so probably discount). Basically if we turn up like we have against everyone but Villa and Arsenal, these are getting beat.

He didn't seem that keen on leaving and took a swing at the lad in the grey top who was in the row behind him after things had calmed a bit. Mostly though... Fancy being an Arsenal fan living in North Shields AND thinking he could celebrate an Arsenal goal in the home end. Weapon.

Toney will cost a fortune.

Disallowed, the lucky cunts. Both of these teams deserve to go down for this sheer incompetence.

I have a McDonald's maybe once every 18 months, but when I do I'm using the drive thru. I'm not mixing with the likes of Renton inside of one of those hellholes.

Forest.

Stinker of a day for Leeds.

Half the board has said the same. Trying to muscle in on the PREDICTOR MAN'S turf.

I've said nothing about this match, BRENDA!

It's you dickheads with all your mixed messaging causing this. You've messed with the juju.

I'm well up for Brighton having a wobble before they have to play us. Better if it wasn't today though.

Yeah there are no bad outcomes. Even promotion will be death by a thousand cuts for them next season.

Currently 6th. I'm happy for them to get promoted tbh. They'll get their anuses probed all season. I'm also happy for them to fail to make the playoffs or get beat in the playoffs. I'm just really happy for them whatever happens.

It's mental how thick Hackett appears to be.

Reet they've finally scored. And it's still not good enough yet.

Feels like the Ghost of Jimmy Hill is at it today, the big chinned spectral cunt.

Boro equaliser. These stupid cunts just need to beat Preston by 3 clear goals in the second half. Should be a piece of piss for this free flowing Barcelona of the North.