Gemmill

Of course I voted for myself. I want us in the CL next season.

Listen pigtails. I'm waiting for the democratic process to play out. If I'm still in the lead in the morning, I'll pull the trigger.

The paedophile ring is growing.

Just what the country needs. Please do wreck yourselves though.

Wisdom of Savile.

There is a paedophile ring operating in this thread, working against me and, by extension, Newcastle United. Please be vigilant.

Cojones are not an issue. Let's see if you lot have got the fucking BRAINS yet though.

Who took 15 points from 18 available? This should be very easy but watch you fucking MORONS get it wrong.

Not so far they can't. 1-0 Luton.

Let's see if the silly cunts can even beat Luton.

Updated after our match. Think we've only dropped 1%.

Nah it was long and it looked scuffed up as well. Allardyce man. Wants his team playing in a tattie field ffs.

I really hope Leeds go down mind. For Allardyce and for that stupid cunt getting in Howe's face today.

I agree. Leicester have got goals in them and Liverpool have got defensive blunders in them. Rashford is out injured for Man United today too.

I'm sure it'll be a different story after he's had a pre season with Howe, but as of right now Gordon looks absolutely shit.

Infuriating that we let them back in at 2-1. Gordon and Trippier playing pretty patterns in the corner and giving the ball away and all the fucking stupid free kicks we kept giving up.

Hopefully we've got Longstaff back for Thursday.

Luke Ayling That is the most fucking mental speech pattern I've ever heard.

Howay Wolves and Leicester.

Fuck off Maxi.

Our corners man. We're better off with a thrown in.

Well played ref. You gave him about 40 minutes longer than he should have had, you silly cunt.

All these fucking stupid free kicks. The one Maxi gave away on Ayling was basically what led to their goal.

Aye that business with Gordon in the corner. Fucking stupid.

We're lucky Bamford is shit and totally lacking confidence.