Gemmill

What I'm saying, GRANDPA, is that you need to pipe down and let an expert take control of this situation.

The VAR check on Jefferson Lerma getting punched in the face and his nose broken btw "Check complete", no further action taken. When something like that goes unpunished, you know that it's not corruption that's fucked it, it's just sheer incompetence.

Lifetime ban for the bloke who ran on the pitch, and he's been arrested too, the prick.

Of course I voted for myself. I want us in the CL next season.

Listen pigtails. I'm waiting for the democratic process to play out. If I'm still in the lead in the morning, I'll pull the trigger.

The paedophile ring is growing.

Just what the country needs. Please do wreck yourselves though.

Wisdom of Savile.

There is a paedophile ring operating in this thread, working against me and, by extension, Newcastle United. Please be vigilant.

Cojones are not an issue. Let's see if you lot have got the fucking BRAINS yet though.

Who took 15 points from 18 available? This should be very easy but watch you fucking MORONS get it wrong.

Not so far they can't. 1-0 Luton.

Let's see if the silly cunts can even beat Luton.

Updated after our match. Think we've only dropped 1%.

Nah it was long and it looked scuffed up as well. Allardyce man. Wants his team playing in a tattie field ffs.

I really hope Leeds go down mind. For Allardyce and for that stupid cunt getting in Howe's face today.

I agree. Leicester have got goals in them and Liverpool have got defensive blunders in them. Rashford is out injured for Man United today too.

I'm sure it'll be a different story after he's had a pre season with Howe, but as of right now Gordon looks absolutely shit.

Infuriating that we let them back in at 2-1. Gordon and Trippier playing pretty patterns in the corner and giving the ball away and all the fucking stupid free kicks we kept giving up.

Hopefully we've got Longstaff back for Thursday.

Luke Ayling That is the most fucking mental speech pattern I've ever heard.

Howay Wolves and Leicester.

Fuck off Maxi.

Our corners man. We're better off with a thrown in.