Gemmill

If Luton get promoted don't they get slapped with an immediate £10m bill to bring the ground up to standard? They're 10k short of required capacity amongst other issues. Dunno if they've got a ground share planned or something. £10m in the context of PL cash is fuck all mind but it's not ideally how you'd want to spend the cash.

So this is why CT's been missing the past few days.

The REAL Friendship Trophy.

So is he now banned vs Spurs and Man City? Seems a bit unfair to let him punt it into the net for 36 out of 38 games and then let these two off for the last 2.

We are moving to another site though, aren't we? They've done some remedial work at the existing site so that the players aren't standing in wheelie bins for recovery, but I'm sure they said they were looking at other sites to build a proper complex like Spurs or Man City have.

These are the right's headliners.

Maple or rosewood?

How to make people want you to go down even more. I'm bang up for watching a pitch battle.

I'm Keto so it's no rice for me guys amirite?

I'm hoping for us to rub it in on Thursday night by producing some classic mag behaviour, adding to our tally of 63 lucky goals and landing our 19th lucky win of the season in what has been an absolutely awful Premier league season where everyone has underperformed, especially against us.

There it is.

Allison is fucking class like. The cunt.

Liverpool getting away with plenty persistent fouling which is nice and standard. Leicester look up for it so far. Klopp is whinging his fucking tits off already which is always lovely to see.

Fucking right.

Mint, sounds like you had a class time!

Understat.com is class. That's where I got the above table from.

We're massively underperforming our xG from corners and set pieces as per the above.

Enjoy. "What I say? Ben White. He's got him on toast blud!"

Aye. Unbelievable that. I feel like I should start the thread again in case that absolute shitshow has jinxed it.

Always looks like he's just been on a trolley dash through the club shop.

A Ty and Robbie duet. "De Zerbi is a nobody". Well he just fucking ended your title challenge and emptied your stadium, you weapon. Fair play to that Robbie for lecturing him about being humble

Charlotte wasn't on, you MISOGYNIST PIG.

Is a good way to look at it. I was listening to the much-derided TF podcast this morning and the youngest lad on there was was saying "we have to enjoy these games. At this stage of the season, usually the only thing we are playing for is survival. This time were guaranteed Europa League and have a massive shot at CL."