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Allardyce prattling on about the dangers of AI in his press conference today.

He started on Pep, didn't he? And that's why he got shipped out of City in a hurry. Tindall would break his face if he tried that shit on Eddie.

We really ARE all in it together.

Better that than you......THE NAMLA GAMBLER!

It's been a massive disadvantage for Brighton to a) have such a congested run of games, but b) for 5 of their last 7 to be against teams in the top 8. They've taken 6 points from 3 of those 5 games so far, but it's still a lot to ask in a short period of time.

Good luck. Hope you get into Europe at the expense of any of the other teams up there (barring us obvs).

Fair play to Luke Edwards for getting Howe giggling with this question: "If I can just take you back to one of your earlier answers, what was that nice feeling that you woke up with this morning?"

I imagine, like me, he was up early doors to watch Adam P.

Howe looked fucked at this morning's press conference. Looks like he could do with the upcoming break.

Tindall playing his part well.

I slept terribly last night cos of the adrenaline and was up at 4:20 watching all this shit. Obviously the algorithm fed me Adam P first and I gobbled it up like the good little algoslave that I am.

How has there not been more coverage of Rafa Nadal's decision to transition to Indian?

The People's Paedophile!

I predict that you will breach the terms of your parole by hanging around outside of primary schools.

On the plus side, it's the whole MNF nonsense on Monday so hopefully Carragher and Neville both get to enjoy one of their teams being locked out of the CL.

Hughton and Redknapp (J). Hughton rambling on like a granddad.

There was definitely something going on with the way Sky had miced the ground last night cos it did sound quite quiet.

Dunno if I'm going soft but I hope West Ham win the Conference League. Would be a nice bit of icing on Moyes's career and would go some way to making up for his eyebrows falling off.

Listen, you fucking helmets. AT LEAST 3 out of the 4 teams you were all skidding your kegs over WILL NOT get beyond 66 points. Like I said they wouldn't. It remains to be seen whether the whiny scouse cunts will manage it, but I stand by my excellent analysis. It has taken a frankly fucking ludicrous revival from Liverpool to prove me wrong, whereas you clowns thought they were all gonna do it. Please. PLEASE. Will ONE OF YOU say something interesting next season on which you can be judged? PLEASE? Or is it gonna be left to me again to drive this forum forward and fend off these geriatric attacks on my character. You're lucky we don't live in Australia.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/may/19/homicide-squad-officers-to-investigate-senior-constables-tasering-of-95-year-old-aged-care-resident Wtf Australia. 95 years old, 5ft 2, not even 7 stone, and with dementia, approaching the copper ON HER WALKER with a steak knife in her hand, and they fucking tase her.

This is what celebrity looks like. "I wish I had a cock like you Adam." "Well errr...."