Gemmill

He's off.

Might be offside. Ref watching his little telly. HAS HE GOT THE BALLS?!

Fuck. Equaliser.

Watkins looked rapid against us, but he looks like he's running in treacle against these. Presumably cos he was mostly in a race with Schar.

What's the story there? All the stuff about his brother comes out and they immediately fall out. Or is that now how the timing actually worked?

Played for them but I thought he was actually a Newcastle fan. If so, he must prefer the Europa League for some reason.

Klopp running out of the box to get to the dressing room. "SCHNELL! I NEED TO GET TO MY PLAYERS!"

Liverpool currently on top so we're heading into the 8th minute of 5 minutes of added time. The ref has fully buckled.

I can't believe Liverpool didn't get that penalty VAR decision at Anfield there. Has the universe finally realised that this is a team of cunts, for cunts?

Michael Bridges was desperate for it, the fucking anus.

Whatever happens, NOTHING WILL BE SAID about certain people who said Liverpool would finish on 72 points or whatever the fuck some fools were saying.

Thought Mings was gonna be on the end of an Anfield VAR red card there. Thank fuck he wasn't.

The ref started the game giving plenty to Villa, basically doing his job. The last 5 minutes, I think he's realised he's officiating a potential away win at Anfield and has swung back towards letting Liverpool get away with everything.

Michael Bridges sounds like Steve Cram.

Everton losing.

Haha get in. Cameraman. Show me Klopp's misaligned jaw.

Aye they look decent. That penalty though, what a weak prick.

Watkins put it wide. What a cunt.

Penalty to THUH VEELAH!

So far Fabinho appears to have stamped on McGinn and committed a separate clear yellow card offence. As yet, no card shown.

I got my sun in pre-match, ACTUALLY!

Sitting through You'll Never Walk Alone as they pan around the crowd ffs. A ground packed with self-satisfied cunts. Howay Villa, you pricks! Time for Ollie Watkins to start scoring again.

Aye it was onside. It's on the match cam video, although different angle obv.

Cool legs bro.