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I'd give it to Carsley and just hope he's a bit more adventurous in his selections. Top coaches are wasted on international jobs (you don't have the time to work with the players), and Southgate has proven that you don't need to be one to get to the latter stages of tournaments. It's mostly about the squad, the spirit, and knowing how to manage your way through the format of international tournaments. Carsley has done that. Give it to him.

I'd never watched the origins of this meme. I fucking lost it when the big moment came.

I didn't have time to post "Don't get Renton started on Laverne". He likes them mumsy! (dirty cunt)

Wearside Jack and the lad that fucks seagulls are their most famous sons.

I'm pretty sure posting RobinRobin's home videos is a GDPR breach.

He might have done it if not for the heat. I bet it was a bad day for PBs.

If I recall correctly, this was who a certain bandage boy fan wanted us to sign in the summer. @LongTimeAdmirer

I hope his nipples were in tatters by the time he finished, wearing that cheap shite.

I watched it last night. Entertaining. The Boston Terrier is class. Nailed on CT fancied the Aussie Shepherd.

We got thunderstorms yesterday. Cooled the place down so it was "only" a low of 18 degrees overnight.

Their real beef with Howe is that he singlehandedly turned Bournemouth into a bigger club than them with a 10k capacity stadium.

That's what she's telling you...

The BBC absolutely sticking with the Mo Farah, national hero, angle. The only runner on Salazar's books that wasn't doped to the gills.

I wonder what his dad, Wiz, makes of it all.

Howe has just started the GNR and is high fiving runners as they go past. Stand by for some tales of mackems leaving Eddie hanging and looking/feeling like a mug, probably never getting over the embarrassment.

"Top tottyyyyyy!"

Happy birthday old man! Sorry to hear about your absolutely bullshit employer sending your redundancy on the same day. When are we running the first Toontastic Excel Boot Camp?

The Brazilian lads aren't getting back for Brentford until the last minute. I wouldn't be surprised if it's cos of that, rather than not wanting to spend the rest of his career inventing new ways to tragically miss out on going to major international tournaments.

Did you keep showing him pictures of sausages on your phone?

Feels bad, but I don't hate this news.

Drip drip drip can't save Sunak. He needs a tsunami from somewhere.

Are you getting some PL? Or would you already have piled in by now if you were?