Gemmill

That's cos there wasn't a duplicate, you cockeyed cunt.

Fabinho finally got booked a solid 70 minutes after he should have been. So that's nice anyway.

McGinn needs to pack it in shooting from outside the box constantly. Scored that one goal against Chelsea and has completely forgotten the DIRE xG prognosis for all these efforts.

Grown man in his 50s holding up his handmade "Thank you for the memories, Bobby" card as Firmino comes on. Just picture him at the dining table getting his felt tips out. Jeeeeeesus.

This game is easily going 100 minutes.

Amongst all these fleet footed lads on the Liverpool team, Henderson always looks like he's out there with a club foot.

Klopp's two front teeth currently aligned with his canines. Headed for the molars.

He's off.

Might be offside. Ref watching his little telly. HAS HE GOT THE BALLS?!

Fuck. Equaliser.

Watkins looked rapid against us, but he looks like he's running in treacle against these. Presumably cos he was mostly in a race with Schar.

What's the story there? All the stuff about his brother comes out and they immediately fall out. Or is that now how the timing actually worked?

Played for them but I thought he was actually a Newcastle fan. If so, he must prefer the Europa League for some reason.

Klopp running out of the box to get to the dressing room. "SCHNELL! I NEED TO GET TO MY PLAYERS!"

Liverpool currently on top so we're heading into the 8th minute of 5 minutes of added time. The ref has fully buckled.

I can't believe Liverpool didn't get that penalty VAR decision at Anfield there. Has the universe finally realised that this is a team of cunts, for cunts?

Michael Bridges was desperate for it, the fucking anus.

Whatever happens, NOTHING WILL BE SAID about certain people who said Liverpool would finish on 72 points or whatever the fuck some fools were saying.

Thought Mings was gonna be on the end of an Anfield VAR red card there. Thank fuck he wasn't.

The ref started the game giving plenty to Villa, basically doing his job. The last 5 minutes, I think he's realised he's officiating a potential away win at Anfield and has swung back towards letting Liverpool get away with everything.

Michael Bridges sounds like Steve Cram.

Everton losing.

Haha get in. Cameraman. Show me Klopp's misaligned jaw.

Aye they look decent. That penalty though, what a weak prick.

Watkins put it wide. What a cunt.