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VAR nearly disallowing a goal by looking at the wrong offside.

Class, I hadn't checked the score. My fucking mam text earlier to tell me she's watching Welcome to Wrexham.

Looking forward to Pickford serving up a couple of those. Kompany is welcome to look like the next Pep this evening too.

Barbie. Bang average. Margot Robbie is unreal though.

"in excess of £100m" according to Hope. I mean I don't know what more you could expect. You can't make it £150m cos a) he's not worth that and b) he'd never sign it.

Didn't we buy him for 35? 100 is great tbh.

NEW FWIEND!

Just got scam called by "O2". Thoroughly enjoyed it. He starts with "As you are such a loyal customer, we're going to give you 30% off your next bill. Sounds good?" "Sounds amazing." "How much did you pay on your last bill?" "You tell me, you're O2." "*10 seconds of silence*" "Hello dickhead?" Then he hung up. I'm with Plusnet Mobile

They've got mad amounts of data on training load for each player. They'll just be doing what the numbers say.

Craig Hope claps back.

I'd fucking knock that coffee all over you if we were face to face, BOYO.

My mam was forever describing fit women on telly as hard faced when I was a kid. I was sat there silently thinking...

YEAH! You seen the STATS for that game, MUTHAFUCKA?!

Gloom absolutely PREACHING the stats itt. A convert.

Dave I've posted his career PPM further up the page for the love of CHRIST.

Even if it's true that local people in real life told him he was doing a good job, the fact he took it at face value and couldn't detect that he was being pitied and patronised is telling.

Discovered you could search for managers in Sofascore and had been meaning to put this on here. Won 5 more games than he lost in his entire managerial career. A CAREER 1.39 points per game. No cunt should be talking to this bloke about football management.

Forgot about Conrad Poohs. Congratulations on your three points, dickhead.

Villa put out a shit side, I think. Just watching the Brighton highlights here and they blew a couple of good chances. Arsenal, Man City, West Ham and Newcastle the only English sides to pick up points in Europe this week. Not as easy as it looks eh, Erik? You fucking balloon.

@sammynb If you ever take a break from listening to these lesbian power trios of yours, have you seen Lol Tolhurst has just put a book out called Goth.

Enjoyed the news that the FC Copenhagen keeper posted to his Instagram that his team "deserved all three points from that shit hole" after their game at Galatasaray last night. He's amended his post after receiving death threats.

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