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"Sorry?!"

Looking like Arne Slot might be the next Spurs manager. Another bald Dutchie. I give him a season to have his reputation wrecked by the Spurs cowards. Half a season if Kane leaves in the summer.

Calvert-Lewin off injured before half time again today. Leeds have got a massive chance to get ahead of Everton today and stay there. West Ham shouldn't really give a fuck this afternoon, with a European final to focus on, and then Leeds have Spurs at home on the last today, who will wilt in the atmosphere at Elland Road. Everton probably couldn't ask for a better home finish than Bournemouth at home on the last day, but if Leeds get ahead of them today they should be able to beat Spurs and stay there. Howay Sam you big fat cunt, put these down.

You need a new obsession, old man.

Forest are safe. So it comes down to Everton, Leicester or Leeds.

According to spongebob.

Is this right? Wowsers.

Because their model probably predicted we drop points vs Brighton. Has anyone got any more questions cos I'm watching a film shortly?

I think it's unlikely that they go to the trouble of building a statistical model and then allow their projections to be based on the alphabet.

They've got two home games, that's all it'll be I think. Their model still giving Chelsea at home more credit than they currently deserve.

You want to talk to CT, he gives Liverpool about a 60% chance.

Really hope Forest can see this one out.

It'll be their goal difference that's causing that. Liverpool finishing on the same points as Man United unquestionably puts Man United 5th. Liverpool finishing on the same points as us doesn't. So there is a wider spread of outcomes for Man United than us. If you had a brain for numbers, you could have worked that out yourself. But sadly, it wasn't to be. It's why you never made it as an accountant.

I think that's their projection of final positions.

Well not yet it wouldn't. If they get to 67, 66 wasn't enough.

Bastards. And ten minutes added time to come.

Here he is, GALA BINGO FANNY MAGNET!

That's cos there wasn't a duplicate, you cockeyed cunt.

Fabinho finally got booked a solid 70 minutes after he should have been. So that's nice anyway.

McGinn needs to pack it in shooting from outside the box constantly. Scored that one goal against Chelsea and has completely forgotten the DIRE xG prognosis for all these efforts.

Grown man in his 50s holding up his handmade "Thank you for the memories, Bobby" card as Firmino comes on. Just picture him at the dining table getting his felt tips out. Jeeeeeesus.

This game is easily going 100 minutes.

Amongst all these fleet footed lads on the Liverpool team, Henderson always looks like he's out there with a club foot.

Klopp's two front teeth currently aligned with his canines. Headed for the molars.