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Is that really not a foul on Bruno?

Struggling with his mental health apparently. That's it now though, he's got a goal. Empathy over.

I find myself in the uncomfortable position of being pleased for Richarlison. Less so now they've got a winner.

Aye it's moved them up to 27th in the Premier League.

I'll say this for VAR. One of my new favourite things to do is get a goal notification for a team I hate, followed by a score correction notification when it's disallowed, and then flick over to that match to watch the suffering. It's what VAR and horribly delayed streams were made for.

What a mad mad world we live in.

Spurs are gonna be streaky as fuck under this new bloke, I reckon.

Strewth, Spurs are getting beat at home off Sheff United.

*SHUDDER* Check out that childcatcher hooter.

Really looking forward to seeing the front three.

Videos cuts off just before Bruno's baby crawls in in an NUFC babygro, before stopping to drool on the badge.

I hope he didn't do anything to Ed Miliband.

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2023/sep/16/russell-brand-accused-of-sexual-assault-and-emotional-abuse?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Hopefully they continue to get handed enough results against the lesser lights to keep him in post. He's clearly not up to the job though, I absolutely love it.

Looking like a bad day for baldy Derek. 2-0 Brighton.

The whole of the ball is two inches over the whole of the line and the commentators are trying to say that it might not be when looking at the VAR footage.

Disallowed. I still expect an apology.

This is what happens when you criticise my assessment of a game. Apologise. For the criticism and the equaliser.

3-2 to us.

Get in Brighton. They've been nowhere in the game so far.

Like an Alan Bennett play.

That Cunha kid. Absolute sitter in the first half, jumped to head it and it hit him on the knee. Please talk me through how you thought that was a header.