Gemmill

This is what happens when you criticise my assessment of a game. Apologise. For the criticism and the equaliser.

3-2 to us.

Get in Brighton. They've been nowhere in the game so far.

Like an Alan Bennett play.

That Cunha kid. Absolute sitter in the first half, jumped to head it and it hit him on the knee. Please talk me through how you thought that was a header.

Dear me.

Sancho not in the squad again for Man United. Interesting that Ten Hag was all set to welcome Greenwood back in the squad, but you better not turn up late for training.

Here we go again, the spawny cunts.

Aye, I'm absolutely not convinced that last season's Liverpool is a thing of the past. They've been dominated by Wolves so far. If Wolves could finish they'd be out of sight.

Wolves should be two or three ahead.

Get in! Jurgen, show us yer teeth Jurgen, Jurgen, show us yer teeth

FUCKING HOWAY WOLVES!

Looks like Russell Brand is about to have his #metoo moment on C4 Dispatches tonight. He's already posting preemptive denials online.

Spatial awareness. Have you ever seen one try and reverse park.

Go on, scurry off and text all your WhatsApp football trivia groups. You're welcome.

Well this really BLEW UP. The big trivia lads must be offline at the minute. Anyway I'm gonna put you out of your misery. The answer is Traore.

Here's some trivia for you. No googling. What is currently the most common surname in the Premier League?

She needs to ease off the triceps extensions. Woman is HENCH.

Time for lift-off.

Aye I think we might see changes in midfield here.

Freddie Boswell and Lilo Lil both died in 2020. Three blissful years of uninterrupted heavenly humping is about to come to an end.

I'd give it to Carsley and just hope he's a bit more adventurous in his selections. Top coaches are wasted on international jobs (you don't have the time to work with the players), and Southgate has proven that you don't need to be one to get to the latter stages of tournaments. It's mostly about the squad, the spirit, and knowing how to manage your way through the format of international tournaments. Carsley has done that. Give it to him.