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Great fitness from Bruno. He looks knackered then he keeps coming back to life. Trying to win PL over?

Trippier looks wrecked as well.

Isak looks dead on his feet. Get Barnes on.

These don't look that tired anymore.

Leao does the pretend you're injured when you've fucked up like Maxi too.

These are looking tired. Here comes Anderson, mint.

Zlatan's dye job. Looks like he's watching the match in a black swimming cap.

Don't mind that Chukueze going off. Me kwazy? No! Chukueze!

Agreed. Bit of muscle and hold up play required.

Oof PL won't like that from Bruno.

Arrested on arrival in Vegas for illegal streaming.

Their superior xG is doing them no good so far. Nowt daft in this half and get Wilson on for a bit and we might nick something. Hate to say it cos you know how much he's been looking forward to it, but Burn looks very out of his depth. Re pressing, I'm sure the near 30 degree heat has meant our press has been even more relaxed than so far this season.

Joe Cole is a secret Newcastle fan.

Aye, the Italians won't have seen that level of control too often.

Very expressive, these Italians. I hadn't heard this about them.

Thanks Leao for being a complete cunt.

Longstaff's got a goal in him tonight, I reckon.

We're doing fine. We're not gonna turn up at the San Siro and boss it. Need to get Isak involved closer to their goal. He seems to get isolated and kept out of the game in a way that Wilson doesn't.

Pope has to be catching that.

Murphy's mascot kid looks like he's owed about a week of sleep.

We get the magic offside stuff in the CL too. No dickheads drawing lines.

This ref looks an absolute show pony.

Murphy's grin when the CL music fired up.

Here's sexy Eddie.