Gemmill

This Hannibal kids looks like a right cunt.

Brentford, the fucking insipid cunts. The evening hangs on Kompany and his big daft kid's cap now.

Hasselbaink looks like he's just finished his shift as a WH Smith security guard here.

No idea why but this made me think of a scenario where CT squeezes fresh orange juice using the apex of his cone. Maybe as a peace offering to the Brentford fans.

I almost wish they'd disallowed it for that so we could have had a proper inquest into just wtf is going on with some of these decisions.

You could hear the bums shuffling frustratedly on the seats.

VAR nearly disallowing a goal by looking at the wrong offside.

Class, I hadn't checked the score. My fucking mam text earlier to tell me she's watching Welcome to Wrexham.

Looking forward to Pickford serving up a couple of those. Kompany is welcome to look like the next Pep this evening too.

Barbie. Bang average. Margot Robbie is unreal though.

"in excess of £100m" according to Hope. I mean I don't know what more you could expect. You can't make it £150m cos a) he's not worth that and b) he'd never sign it.

Didn't we buy him for 35? 100 is great tbh.

NEW FWIEND!

Just got scam called by "O2". Thoroughly enjoyed it. He starts with "As you are such a loyal customer, we're going to give you 30% off your next bill. Sounds good?" "Sounds amazing." "How much did you pay on your last bill?" "You tell me, you're O2." "*10 seconds of silence*" "Hello dickhead?" Then he hung up. I'm with Plusnet Mobile

They've got mad amounts of data on training load for each player. They'll just be doing what the numbers say.

Craig Hope claps back.

I'd fucking knock that coffee all over you if we were face to face, BOYO.

My mam was forever describing fit women on telly as hard faced when I was a kid. I was sat there silently thinking...

YEAH! You seen the STATS for that game, MUTHAFUCKA?!

Gloom absolutely PREACHING the stats itt. A convert.

Dave I've posted his career PPM further up the page for the love of CHRIST.