Gemmill

They're the worst. Proper friendly, family club shit from them today. And it's over. The bamps get ANOTHER season stinking up the PL. Putting it straight off before the blue flares come out.

It was aye. The bank holiday has been ruined by this Everton escape, lads. I am so sick of these scummers.

Well that was as expected. A damp squid as CT would say. All eyes on Goodison.

10 minutes added time at Goodison. Pickford probably wondering why he lay around pretending he'd broken his finger now.

Bournemouth are PATHETIC. I hope they go down next season after this.

I suspect Howe regrets signing Targett. Brentford about to do the double over City.

He should have probably scored there.

They've been absolutely shit.

Pickford was just time wasting. Mina the biter still on the pitch.

Yerry Mina caught on camera blatantly fucking chewing on Solanke there. Should be off without a fucking doubt. Solanke showing the ref the mark on his chest. Mina is a fucking ANIMAL.

Liverpool being cunts about this 66 point thing. Pathetic from them tbh.

Are they singing "Eddie Howe and Jason Tindall" in place of "rockin' all over the world"?

He'll be fucking livid about being benched on 18 goals.

Liverpool getting beat 4-2. Which clever cunt was it that said 66 points would be enough for CL?!

Fireworks going off at Goodison. Please let these cunts celebrate too early.

This feels worse than Trump winning in 2024.

Bollocks. Everton.

Bournemouth need to weather the storm from the dicksniffers at the start of the second half here. Hopefully they can nick a goal on the break as Everton get more desperate.

Unfortunately, I think this is the real Almiron. Early season Miggy was just a crazy episode in his career. He still plays a really important role in the team but his shooting boots are on backwards.

Hands on heads in the crowd at Goodison. Please, it's been a shit few years, let the world have this one.

LEICESTER WINNING! EVERTON IN THE ZONE.

Can't decide if it would be better if Spurs or Villa are preoccupied by Europa Conference. Probably Villa given trajectories of both clubs.

TOONPACK ROCKED! Could the 66 point apology thread become a reality?!

Aye Spurs currently out of Europe on goal difference.

Leicester goal now would be nice timing to get tempers up and nappies full at Goodison. Birtles is now appalled by our defending.