Gemmill

I did not know that Smalling played for Roma. It's a depressing feature of today's game that you can no longer believe the frantic arm wave when a player goes down. That used to be a cast iron guarantee of a really bad injury, now it's usually just some cunt wanting a lie down.

Dunno but Eddie's mags would be 4 nil up by now against either of these.

(Lads I don't know how I'm supposed to handle this. He seems to have forgotten about posting that he was banned from twitter earlier in the twitter thread. I'm not used to dealing with the elderly. Someone handle it and I'll delete this post.)

You should send twitter that photo and tell them you were referring to yourself.

I think it's others too, so this potentially sets a pretty awkward precedent. Although the last 13 years has been a fucking avalanche of awkward (amongst other much worse adjectives) precedents, so we'll see what happens tomorrow.

Thread.

Cute birds, Twattenborough.

You're a HUGE part of it PL. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

She's barely on it. Only introduces them then disappears. I didn't say though cos I wanted to hear wykiki complain about the 10 seconds that she IS there for.

True Faith NUFC Podcast I know some of you think you're too good to listen to podcasts, but this is decent. Live show from the stand with Darren Eales and Silverstone in the crowd and they get up on stage to speak for a bit about their time at the club.

Wore a wig to the Trent. We know Alex. We know.

If he gets out-foxed by the Bald Fraud, he should be fucking sacked.

Botman has no right being in this competition.

You've got to go route one and call Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage a cunt in the same tweet. That way there are no questions or doubts when this delete your tweet request lands.

"The ginger lass." Can't even see his own hate speech.

20 years in, yours continues to flatline.

Come on lads, let's get some TT representation on here.

Honestly not sure. He definitely seems to have a soft spot for us but couldn't tell you if he's actually a fan.

This seems like it should be top of Parliament's agenda atm.

Huge day for all blokes named Blow Job.

About to lewse a sewperstar. I'm sure they'll get £40m for him though.