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Slightly dents the Vote Labour, get the SNP tory narrative too. It does sound like she's had a shite time of it, but just go independent ffs. Don't join them just as they launch themselves off a cliff.

Take the piss all you like McGroin, but my post has already generated TWO quickfire responses, proving that it's exactly what the people wanted.

Heating on for the first time since the winter here.

£17.50 for a CL ticket. Fair play to Dortmund. Where do you have to pick this one up, the middle lane of the Autobahn?

He'll be in the garden listening to wham by now.

Sorry didn't realise I was posting in this thread. Delete if required.

Parky is still on N-O, I think. Rob W got into cycling and overdosed on PEDs. Fop is Laurence Fox. snakehips probably got caught up in a #metoo sting (joke if you're reading this, you filthy pervert!) Not sure about HF and manc-mag.

Bernie Ecclestone pleads guilty to fraud. What a fucking enormous surprise this is.

Is that the Apple TV thing? That stupid kid's film he did on Netflix was canny entertaining to be fair.

Whoa, neither the time nor the place for this, Adolf.

Christmas Tree is Live Now.

We need this stuff livestreamed lads. Let's get Andrew to spend the patreon money on some 4k cameras.

"Rapists and burglars won't be sent to jail from next week because prisons are full". Story in today's Times, which the Ministry of Justice has refused to deny. Maybe they could operate a one-in, one-out with the Just Stop Oil people who are in there.

Is Hetten-Le-Hole different to Hutton-Le-Hole? I was near Hutton in the summer. Went to the Ryedale Folk Museum. I'm only two in. Just the ONE MAJOR CLANGER dropped by the Yorkshire police so far.

Have you watched The Long Shadow? It's on itvx. All about the Yorkshire Ripper. It must be Yorkshire Wrong'Un Awareness Month.

"Now then now then" was exactly how I opened the negotiations with my lass.

@wykikitoon Have you and your mates held your watch party for the new Savile drama yet? Trying to convince my lass we should watch it, but in hindsight I think doing a Jimmy Savile impersonation throughout the conversation might have been a mistake.

"Keep these things THE DAMN HELL away from me, darling!"

Dogs absolutely love me. I'd be holding court in the canteen, playing pool and cards with them and stuff.

"The pros and cons of having enormous biceps."

Newcastle cat and dog shelter are taking on at the minute. (but seriously, good luck with the job search)

"Your specialist subject?" "Newcastle United's ticketing system, October 7 2021 to present day."