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He saw what happened to Ryan Fraser and thought he'd keep his nez clean.

"So you're saying there's a chance?"

This is a far cry from Romanticist Dave. Love to see it.

Gonna be a tough window for someone.

The way I look at it, if we've got saleable assets that we aren't sure about, we have to just be ruthless and they have to go. We'll never progress to the next level if we have a policy of giving people another season. It's obviously not as black and white as that, some players will require longer bedding in time, but I think Howe now knows bother the upper and lower limits of ASM's abilities. Miggy is a different story, cos whilst he's horribly one footed and doesn't score much outside of insane purple patches, he can put in game changing / points-protecting shifts because of his insane energy and ability to disrupt the opposition. Even when he's not scoring or having a particularly good day. With ASM, if he isn't having a good day, you're borderline a man down and that will cost us points. I'll be sad to see him go and I hope he's a huge success as long as he moves outside the PL.

Either injured or not good enough. Sounds like someone we should sell.

I mean the rumours were everywhere about this when he first came out, so the chances that it all just passed her by are basically nil. NEVERTHELESS! I'll forgive that woman ANYTHING. Fuck you Schofe for tarnishing our Queen of hearts.

Caipirinha is Brazilian, I believe. You should get that one perfected for your next BBQ. Toon army themed cocktails are the ULTIMATE accessory of the true footsoldier.

Aye, by all accounts he's a good manager but it's a massive risk and everyone knows he's way down their list. Wouldn't be at all surprised if they're looking for another manager 6 months from now.

Tindall's eyes will light up when he sees this.

We're about to find out how much of a soft cock Harry Kane is cos it sounds like Benzema leaving has made Kane a big target for them. Borderline irreplaceable for Spurs as well, even if they get £100m for him, which is lovely news.

That's the team photo after we pump Real Madrid 5-0 at the Bernabeu next September.

We do if we're going for the treble.

Margaritas are fucking great. Caipirinhas too. I'd have either of those over a mojito, but I've got a connect in the WALLSEND grapevine that says HMHM can't make either of those for SHIT.

Leach out of the Ashes.

WYKIKI'S FIRST EVER POSITIVE CELEBRITY ANECDOTE.

This lad has a Talksport show doesn't he?

... said Belfast's Mike Ashley, as he selected a cigar from his humidor and reached for his gold cigar-cutter.

Class. Your love of 80s cheese extends to the in-laws, I see.

Basically, unless Rashford or Casemiro has a blinder, these are shit.

Beckham's son looks like a young Tory estate agent.

Aye he's shite but I'm still not putting ITV on.

Aye. You've got a fucking telly, all the angles of the incident, and you can watch it for as long as 5 minutes, and they still get really easy things very badly wrong. It's total incompetence from the people actually watching the incidents that's the main problem. The stupid rules are secondary imo.

Few more yellow card offences for Fred and he'll be in danger of getting booked.

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