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Mourinho would carry on like he was doing us a favour coming here as well. Again a complete contrast to what Howe has been like here. I'm not watching the video cos it's clearly designed to get clicks and views.

Makes my mam sound like Gandhi.

Hope it turns around for you soon. Sounds like a bad one.

Man United don't have much cash to spend this summer apparently. It was on a recent episode of the Athletic Football Podcast.

Ah shit man, really sorry to hear of your troubles. Hope things improve for your MiL and that you are at least getting a big payoff which will tide you over til something new comes along.

If he goes to City, we should try again for Kalvin P.

Trivia boy Alex will like this one: West Ham are the first team in English football ever to win more games in Europe than they did in their domestic league. 12 in Europe, 11 in the PL.

The best redemption arc for lost eyebrows I've ever seen.

We'd be daft to not be asking the question though. Ashworth doesn't get to read in the papers that "London is Rice's preferred destination" and just leave it at that. I can well believe we're looking into it.

Go on Fab, son.

I think they got Botman when he was still hungover from the Leicester celebrations.

£40m buyback clause in summer 2024, I think. So they're gonna want that minimum for him to go any sooner. If we could get the players mentioned in that article and then make an inevitable unexpected whopper of a signing (along the lines of Isak), it would be good progress.

When wedding season and cup final season collide.

You dirty cunt. What sort of a maniac does nudey sleeping with the shits too? That is outrageous. Hope you feel better soon, brown mist boy.

I'm watching High Desert at the minute with her in it.

Sayum Feynda is what they call him in Alabama.

Class seeing Moyes dancing and singing at the end. Left it late to win his first trophy but fair play to the bloke.

Fiorentina's coach has the most Italian name since Massimo Maccarone. Fucking Vincenzo Italiano.

I GUARANTEE you that Mindy is funnier than Lasso. And it's not even remotely close. Lasso is fucking TERRIBLE.

Antisemite.

Good work with that spoiler tag. Just as well no one gives a shite cos it's fucking TERRIBLE.

The heel you do.

Thread. This all feels really damaging for the government. You've got normal people who just think questions need to be answered, and fruitloops who will think the cover up is to hide the fact that the vaccine makes you gay. And you'll have staunch tories in both of those groups. Either way that is a lot of people that want to see this done correctly. The content that they're trying to hide must be incredibly damning for them to be taking this to court to keep it hidden.