Gemmill

Feeling a bit intimidated being amongst all you fanny magnets in the gaming forum, so go easy on me. My lass has made the mistake of suggesting that we should get a console. She thinks we're gonna be playing Mario, which she's wrong about cos there's no fucking way I'm getting a Switch. I'll break this to her after I've made a purchase. So my question is PS5 or xBox. And if xBox, which fucking one? And is there a monthly cost to playing online with these things? Thank you fanny magnets! May your XP be high and your final level bosses be defeated!

Pickford loves an after-the-fact reaction.

Not sure the Italian accent is still appropriate here.

If that's how it turns out, it's better than I thought it might two days ago.

Howay you can't break the game immediately. I nominate you to do.... Get Here by Oleta Adams.

I just discovered that if you go into Google on your phone, tap the microphone, and then tap "search for a song", you can sing to your phone and it'll match it to a song. The way this game is gonna work is, if you can get a higher percentage match than the previous poster for the same song that they sang, first you post a screenshot to prove it, then it's your turn to nominate your own song and challenge the board to beat your score. THE GOLDEN RULE: you can only hum the song. The score comes out too high if Google can search for lyrics. This is about your musical ability and singing/humming voice, it is NOT about your ability to recite lyrics. So, is there ANYONE OUT THERE who can beat my 49% match for humming How Deep Is Your Love by the BeeGees. I'll be honest. I have my doubts.

Good that he's just moved from a country with very strict gambling laws to a country that actively encourages betting and which includes betting adverts during every break on Sky Sports. Even suggesting possible bets at half time during football matches. That should help.

BAFANGOOL! WHAT A MAMALUKE!

He's put weight on.

Mint. 😬

I can't offer any useful help, but I hope you get sorted because I imagine it's really difficult to hear/have on your mind.

If you think Seinfeld has aged badly, how do you explain the fact you wear the same jeans and shirts as him.

Just like Seinfeld.

My mate got corporate tickets for PSG the Saturday before the game. I was pleased for him, but that shouldn't be possible when people are wearing fingers down to the nub refreshing and just being told there aren't any tickets available. I suppose the club's response would be this is how we're gonna compete with the big lads.

Isn't Kelsey Grammer a full Trump loony these days? It's a firm no from me to that shit anyway.

Looking forward to the Professor breaking down his refresh technique.

I mean it sounds like he's about to shed his skin and reveal himself as not from this planet. Terrifying.

I thought it was gonna major on the investigation. But the first episode was all young Savile and his little sidekick creepily sex offending their way through the 60s. And the episode starts an ends with interviews with the real life victims that are featured in that episode. Eesh.

I love this clip. I would have ran from the room.

The family on that thing man. Fuck sake. We watched the first episode of the Savile thing. It's brutal. I felt like a sex offender for convincing my lass to sit through it.

The Last Shadow is decent. The Yorkshire Ripper thing. Striking just how much of Yorkshire was either a prossie, shagging prossies, or hating prossies (all the coppers). Canny bleak obviously but pretty well done.

Whatever happened to omerta?