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Well done, now fuck off please Pep.

I hope this doesn't go to extra time, it's been shite.

Thirsty for the clicks these dickheads.

Give him a bit of Brylcreem and a black marker and I bet Inzaghi does a great Hitler.

The incompetence of these clowns.

We did the Myers Briggs test at work a while back and I got the result that a tiny %age of the world population gets. Looked up famous people with the same result and it was basically just me and my main man Kaczynski. Rest In Peace, fellow INTJ.

The Bald Fraud is not there. Wrong Manchester team.

Villa have signed Tielemans. They're welcome to him, I reckon.

You're welcome. Thank me in whatever way you feel is appropriate.

Well that would be fucking amazing. I was reading something about someone having an interview with Rees-Mogg and turning up to his house and there was Sebastian Payne in a dressing gown. A supposed journalist staying at that cunt's house, just fuck off. I hope he does get beat in this by-election. Shortest political career ever.

"Ere marra a'll gi' ya twentey snots for them. Are thuh pissed or just shit?"

That's the constituency where the shame of Gateshead, Sebastian Payne has just been picked as the new Tory candidate. I hope the little cunt gets beat but it's a pretty safe one so canny unlikely.

I've never understood why more British players don't go abroad. Especially when fucking Real Madrid come calling. Get out of your London shitheap, get yourself a Scarface mansion with a pool and spend your evenings sat out in the sun, you big chinned prick.

Fender is good. I don't get what's skin-crawling about that video either.

Yeah I think the charges would still stand. Another alternative to explain his "at least for now" line in his statement is that he's gonna do something daft and run as a Reform UK candidate at the next election. Which would be amazing cos it would split the Tory vote. I think more likely than all of this is he starts enjoying the riches of being a former PM and realises he just doesn't need the hassle anymore, whilst giving speeches/interviews and writing articles about how it could all have been so different if the party had stuck with him.

Please take the piss out of the country and the democratic process like this. Please.

This must be why Dorries went earlier. Couldn't go on without her honey monster. Two by-elections coming up.

On the day his peerages were confirmed. Absolutely fucking reeks.

And fuck off you cunt.

It'll no doubt get watered down by the Commons but it's been a bad day for corrupt blond dickheads.

Sorry, I missed Sir Michael Fabricant. Fuck off.

Dame Priti Patel. The little fucking poisoned dwarf got one too.

Rees-Mogg knighted. Just do away with this country, please. Drop the bomb, I've had enough.

What a fucking virgin this kid is. He's got people replying borderline apologising for the time they cried in front of their wife/gf. Honestly I do not know what is going on with the human race. We need wiping off the face of the planet.