Gemmill

Aye good luck Tom. I'm blessed to suffer from completely brutal hangovers off even a small amount of booze, which means that drinking any more than 2 for me is categorically not worth it. Worked this out when I was 25, living in San Francisco, and spending all weekend indoors cos Friday nights killed me for 2 full days. You / your mates get used to it eventually, although if they're owt like mine they'll be complete fucking bellends about it for years.

Standout performer for Forest and caused problems for lots of defences, would be a good signing. Do a swap deal with ASM.

Cos they've recommended that he doesn't get an ex-MP's pass. So they'll in part be voting to approve the report itself, but also to stop the cunt getting back onto the parliamentary estate. Which is worth doing as it affirms that he is now officially the "disgraced former PM Boris Johnson".

Neither is that kid's tache.

Phillips. Got his boyhood club relegated to sit on the bench at Man City and now he's headed to West Ham as a makeweight. Mind if I was Declan Rice I'd be looking for some first team assurances from Pep.

Man City are allowing Cole Palmer to leave on loan this summer. Howe was interested in him previously, wonder if we'll try again.

Postecoglou will be wishing he'd stayed at Celtic by the end of this window.

Levy is a fucking pisstaker.

Demonstrably untrue. Firstly by me slamming them on the table like a couple of boulders, but more importantly by me taking on the crucial period in our season when everyone was filling their nappies. One man stood firm. That man was ME.

Man United reported to be out of the chase for Kane. Levy is no doubt demanding crazy money.

By all means, pass it round the no-hopers before you come back begging for A HERO to claw back the 10 point gap you've all created between us and the CL spots.

Privileges Committee were going to recommend a 90 day suspension for Johnson.

Massive new football fwiends/twinned city opportunity for them if they end up with Bellingham's brother.

Biden's best chance of winning is Trump getting the nomination.

I fucking DESPISE the cunt and all of the dopes that hang on his every word. Thick pigs. Keep the "hoax" pandemics coming until we've got rid of the lot of them.

Recruits mainly from Man United, Man City, and Chelsea, per the linked article. Not bad.

Doing proper club shit.

Give them a stethoscope, and they'll try anything.

Looks lovely. I see the bald man is set up under a tree like a fallen coconut. A wise decision.

I didn't notice this sneaky edit but for the record, I would have been up alongside him showing how THE ENGLISH thrust. The front of that gondola would have been like an Olympic row boat, jerking forward about ten feet every time I put a power thrust in.

Guaranteed Renton was in full on hicky and boob-mashing mode while this poor 15 year old Dutch lass was mortified. The gondolier would have been standing behind Tynemouth Berlusconi pointing down at him and doing the jiggy jiggy thrusting. That's what happened here. "Heeyah! Jean-Claude Van Dafty. Divvent get on a gondola if you divvent want to see some romance."

Proper romantic Renton, fucking ride-sharing a gondola.

Who's the lass holding the sausage in front of the camera just as the video ends? Bruno sending messages for next season. I've seen a slightly longer version of this where Joelinton turns up and knocks Paqueta clean out for dancing with Bruno with no socks on.