Gemmill

If Joselu had played for Sunderland, he'd be in their top 3 strikers this century.

This lad.

How many overs are left?

Was enjoying it til he started singing.

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@Meenzer

I think we're our own thing tbh. We're being run completely separately to everything that's going on with the Saudi league, I would imagine - I don't think they will be competing interests for PIF at all. If Maddison would rather be in London (which I'm sure there's probably some truth in), you can't really blame him. The capital can't be a bad place to be when money's no object.

Not sure how the Maddison thing would be related. I think Chelsea offloading all their shite to Saudi reeks, but fuck all we can do about it. I'm confident we will still have a good transfer window and get in what we need, but I don't think our top 4 aspirations have been helped by Chelsea suddenly righting the ship with blatant financial skullduggery. As for Saudi / PIF involvement, they're in big splash mode with their league and Chelsea has presented them with a perfect opportunity to make a big splash. I don't think we need to worry about this being an ongoing issue cos Chelsea can't keep doing this and be successful.

And now too little oxygen.

No play til 1:10pm at the earliest.

You lot couldn't beat them.

The day after a 7-0 win with a hat trick for one of England's most exciting young talents. The truth is international football is totally fucking pointless and boring outside of the major tournaments. Always has been. The only time I enjoyed watching qualification stiff was as a kid when Sportsnight was on during the week, but even then it was probably only cos it was such a rare thing to have on the telly.

Doesn't look like there'll be a load of cricket played today. Enough time (and the conditions) for Australia to lose, but probably not enough time for them to win seems to be the prevailing view. Which is nice.

Ugh, the minnows are revolting.

Khawaja and Warner looking ominous.

Just fully beyond parody.

He might still get a chance. Lucky bastard Broad.

Absolute fiddle this mind. Dug them out of a massive hole and they'll be back to challenging for the top 4 sharpish after this. Pity we haven't got any rejects that even the Saudi league would want. Althougb the press would be all over us if we did it, nowt will get said about Chelsea though.

That's football!

The lad who kept Bournemouth up has been sacked.

Well if this is true, FUCK THIS BLOKE. He's more than welcome to prove this report wrong though, no hard feelings.