Gemmill

Baaaallls

Cummins's face watching this. Doesn't look so fucking smug now.

The cheat drops one. Hope these dicks are gonna get what they deserve.

Starc.

Broad furious too. Like PL says, these cunts can't help themselves. Extremely unlikely but I'm desperate for Stokes to somehow pull this off now. Haha Hazelwood you tool.

Absolute bullshit from the Aussies this mind.

I know McGrath's wife died and he raised a lot of money for charity, but he can still be a bellend and need calling out for it. And if you Aussies don't like it, you can stick it right up your didgeridoo.

What's he been saying?

So does that mean if I keep refreshing my feed I'll only be fed 600 tweets a day? Musk is a fucking moron mind.

I don't mind Seger. Pure fucking cheese but good quality fromage.

All over.

He should take his bat to Cummins when he gets back in.

Pat Cummins is a coward, pass it on.

Aye that sounds horrific.

Lyon. This is absolutely pathetic from the Aussies. Running scared!

Are these boring cunts gonna declare or what? 43 overs today and they've put on a hundred runs.

That's Toonpack, and he will not understand why listening to Status Quo is considered an insult. I've just been listening to a bit of Normal Blake cos I'm a fucking cool old cowboy. Disco it ain't!

Aye she's an absolute smokeshow too.

I made that headline up, he's never written that article as far as I know. I used him cos he's a purist cunt. He's also the purest cunt.

Did you get your lass to set the record away for you, Lord Fumblenuts?!

Word must have got out to the field that they were boring the fuck out of everyone. Good lads!

Australia may have won the series but they killed the game, by Jonathan Liew.

They're in the entertainment business, ALEXIS.

Are these Aussie pricks just gonna bore the balls off everyone by batting all day?