Gemmill

Assuming they're still allowed to do it with stupid UEFA rules, the match cam one for this is gonna be class.

Good man CT. Just rewards for trudging through the 80s or whatever the fuck it was you said. Nicky knocky 9 doors on your mackem neighbours on the way home. You know what to do.

I'm gonna put this off now and stick a podcast on. The whole of the NE is gonna be knackered tomorrow. Either hungover or adrenaline sleep-starved.

PL's on the Malibu and Hot Chocolates as we speak. Out of a half a coconut.

Mad that TNT have got Toast of London on their highlights show.

Fuck. Hope you're OK. Possibly just some mad sensory overload?

Julien Laurens a lot less smug than usual for some reason.

1.05 to 0.85 xG. Who gives a fuck about xG anyway?!

James Richardson doing the highlights show now. Don't mind if I do.

Trippier's son leaving with Mbappe's shirt Must have fucking took it off Longy.

Aye. I'm sure he didn't mean it as bad as it came off, but he's just such a fucking cunt that he can't help it.

You have to log in to RTG to bathe in mackem tears now. Unacceptable.

Get Eddie interviewed so I can go to bed.

Lascelles was magnificent. Absolutely made up for him. They all were tbh. Anderson needs to get his goal though. He's like the last virgin in the gang.

The press is officially back BTW. They couldn't cope at all.

Predictions are kinda my thing.

Stream has gone right on the final whistle.

Schar.

Howe openly shaking his head at Pope's kicking.

Should've scored Bruno.

They're not used to this level of pressure in their league. I reckon it's as simple as that. They're used to getting way more time on the ball.

Aye was just thinking there, couple of mistakes creeping in from Longstaff.

Big Jamaal chasing Dembele down.

Geordie hat trick coming up.

Who is this absolute stereotype they're bringing on?