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No you silly cunt. Hope this has cleared things up.

Break out the tap water and lemonade!

The French interpreter on the press conference talked for easily twice as long as Howe did in his answers.

Massive for Toonpack that Status Quo are now a post-match SJP staple too.

As an example, tweeting that Dan Burn having his goal moment stolen from him by VAR was worse than the Liverpool offside decision. Knows exactly what he's doing. Understands what the REAL problem with VAR is and BREAKS Liverpool twitter. He's a good kid.

I know, I know, YouTube analysis. But I like this kid. His analysis is good, he's got a soft spot for us, and he's a lifelong QPR fan so he gets it and he's not some dick who thinks the world starts and ends with the "Big 6".

It brushed Lascelles hand when he went up for the header basically. It would have been incredibly harsh to give it.

I didn't know about that. Carragher saying he got Longstaff's number about a year ago cos Longstaff has been through similar injuries to his son and he wanted him to speak to his kid about how you get through bad periods. Canny kid.

Schmeichel saying the handball should have been given for Burn's goal. Still a cunt.

There was no match cam for Milan away. 😭

Howe interviewed on CBS.

Assuming they're still allowed to do it with stupid UEFA rules, the match cam one for this is gonna be class.

Good man CT. Just rewards for trudging through the 80s or whatever the fuck it was you said. Nicky knocky 9 doors on your mackem neighbours on the way home. You know what to do.

I'm gonna put this off now and stick a podcast on. The whole of the NE is gonna be knackered tomorrow. Either hungover or adrenaline sleep-starved.

PL's on the Malibu and Hot Chocolates as we speak. Out of a half a coconut.

Mad that TNT have got Toast of London on their highlights show.

Fuck. Hope you're OK. Possibly just some mad sensory overload?

Julien Laurens a lot less smug than usual for some reason.

1.05 to 0.85 xG. Who gives a fuck about xG anyway?!

James Richardson doing the highlights show now. Don't mind if I do.

Trippier's son leaving with Mbappe's shirt Must have fucking took it off Longy.

Aye. I'm sure he didn't mean it as bad as it came off, but he's just such a fucking cunt that he can't help it.

You have to log in to RTG to bathe in mackem tears now. Unacceptable.

Get Eddie interviewed so I can go to bed.