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There was obviously a very strict agreement on how they would handle the bit about his affairs. They would talk about the press intrusion and about how difficult that period of their lives was, but there would be NO questions allowed on whether he actually got up to no good or any specifics around that. It was quite weird cos there was just this big unasked question left hanging throughout that section.

I really enjoyed the Beckham thing. Some career/life he's had, mind. They both come off pretty well in the doc though. Ferguson seems like an absolute cunt, which is no big shock. Beckham's country pile is tremendous too.

YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME!

Listen, I like to spend my time between the lake, chucking the ball in for the dog to swim about, Lake Road Brunch (marvellous Shakshuka! Great pancake stacks!) and The Round (class burger place/pub) on the main street. Oh and Booths for my fresh produce. I have an upper limit on my walks of 1.5 hours. And that, my friends, is how the upper crust holiday in Keswick!

Looks like someone else is looking to get LACED on the Keswick Market Webcam.

I would definitely consider taking this one over from my mam when they decide they're too old for it. The site rule is that you have the replace your caravan every 15 years so I'll fucking get landed with that expense, I'm sure. That plus however many thousand in site fees per year.

Statics are mint these days btw. All the mod cons. Better than the dorm room in a youth hostel that you unwashed ramblers go to.

If it does, I'd just become a pirate cos I'm adaptable. RAMBLER BOY.

BTW, the SHAME does not live with the non-rambler. The SHAME lives with the ramblers/Chris Bonnington wannabes. So SUCK ON MY NICE CLEAN WALKING BOOTS, DICKHEADS!

Married to a tekka innit. On the plus side, I'll be staying in my mother's FABULOUS static caravan, so it's zero cost.

I'm in Keswick at half term so that bridge collapsing under you would probably have left you in a better state than me kicking you up and down the length of Keswick main street. If we're trying to focus on the positives.

Well aye of course it did. I wasn't suggesting he'd done it by magic.

Fair play to Moyes btw. He's lost Declan Rice and still turned them into a better team.

It wasn't us dropping off, it was West Ham realising that you can't park the bus when you're 2-1 down.

Aye I'd say so. Good result for us too. Annoying having been ahead but we'd all have taken this.

Fuck.

Tonali gets properly frustrated when people aren't on his wavelength. I'm not sure he's a big Anderson fan.

Back down to 7th after Brighton equaliser. If Liverpool are getting top 4 (and I think they are) we probs want them to win today.

Hey arseholes. We don't post stuff like this unless we concede.

Ugh Ward-Prowse territory.

Ugh, wish he hadn't tried to take it round the keeper.

Cool as fuck finish.

Miles on.

Trippier off here?

Given. Get in.