Gemmill

Alright Mav and Ice.

The two lads with the Steve Smith crying masks there as England hit the winning runs. Well played the cameraman.

A Mark Wood 6 to win it then.

Is this Todd Murphy kid WILDLY bong-eyed, or is it just his horrendous glasses giving him the appearance of googly eyes.

I honestly thought the cockney bloke was gonna slam the car into reverse and plough into him at the end.

That is the most Everton thing ever.

I reckon they're gonna do it.

Mint news for Gordon. He'll be wrecked come the end of the season but this could be exactly the shot in the arm he needed to start the season with a bang.

I've never met a nice South African.

If it was at Doxford, it'd be getting shut down next week.

Nice shoes! Where'd you get them? Harvey Barnes! 50% off!

Is this Newcastle's most department store name sounding player ever?

Trippier making himself available to Tonali's lass.

30 stepovers before he even takes his kegs off.

ASM sex tape?

Thick as mince these lads. Nearly get out top edging and instead of thinking better of it, you treat that as a practice swing for the next successful one.

https://www.threads.net/t/CuW6LipIz_Y/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== Here you go dickheads, you'll need to be on Threads to read the Feyenoord technical director praising our approach to the loan market.

@LongTimeAdmirer

Root gone second ball.

Blazing sunshine today. No daft shots, please.

Apparently that improves the more people you follow. The Instagram thing, I agree with.

Here's a link to the actual article: https://editkev.substack.com/p/rumour-review-nufc-transfer-links

Threads looks decent so far. Lots of people signing up from twitter.

Kev Lawson (wyeayescout) is doing a newsletter from his Substack now. First one is out and looks at all of the persistent rumour mill links, and has the spiderweb chart thing compared against players currently in the squad. He's one of these who relies on twitter and is obviously concerned about the future of that shit app. https://editkev.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=email&utm_source=post&utm_content=132714714 Sign up there if you want to start receiving his newsletter, if it's anything like this first one I think it'll be worth it.