Gemmill

That's not a pen. What a stupid decision. I thought it was a pen in real time but it's absolutely not. Total bullshit.

This is cruel.

This can't be a pen surely. Booted straight at his arm.

Barcola.

I know you just don't want to disrupt anything if you're Howe but at this stage we've got lads completely dead on their feet. Not sure I understand not getting Hall on for Gordon or Miggy at least.

Mbappe. Absolute spunk.

Not sure we're gonna get away with throwing ourselves in front of shots for the next 20 minutes. Desperately need a breakaway, even just to win a foul in their half.

These pathetic French bells are gonna scream for a pen every time it goes in the box. Fucking wankers man.

Aye, bad night to be a teddy boy.

This is never a penalty in real time.

No idea how that didn't go in.

He's having an average game by his standards but still totally solid.

Last Tango in Paris time. Eddie's brought the butter.

He's Australian man. They don't know any better.

Great half for us. Gonna be a long second though.

Miggy definitely has a problem. Be surprised if we see him in the second half.

Alright Big Ron.

Get in! Livramento is quality.

Aka the thinking man's choice.

Our press is starting to tell a bit now we've settled.

Find a seat, you fucking bamp.

Your fault if he scores now.

I don't have half time éclairs either, which I'm now furious about.

I've had lasagne. Anything I can do to sabotage.