Gemmill

You see Tom. What you need is a guitar without a headstock. Mint though, glad you're having a good time living the dream. I've been to Rotterdam with work and it was a decent night out.

If not, I'd like to formally announce that, if Everton aren't relegated this season, that they WILL be relegated next season.

NOT MY RENTON!

Was only a matter of time til we appointed a Chief Beheading Officer.

I bet they've all had their ears flicked right off their head.

That's how I like my confirmations.

"LeBron Jameson"

We've established that Dazzler shits like a fully grown adult.

"Guys! I'm working a stakeout over 'ere!"

Aye, mingers. The thing is, most of the lasses on my floor were actually alright. Either decent looking or at least normal functioning members of society. It was either some bamp from another area using the bog on our floor, or all was not as it seemed with one of the fit lasses.

When I worked at Northern Rock, there was some absolute fruitloop did some impromptu grouting with their shit. Clearly someone not right in the head, but I would spend my days walking around the corridors and picking out candidates. On another occasion there was absolute scandal in my department cos a lass came back onto the floor saying that someone had dropped a log on the floor in front of the toilet in the lass's bogs. Rank.

The url alone doesn't sound great.

Ten Hag extends his stay.

Amrabat hooked at half time. Ten Hag's famous man management to the fore again.

Apparently the ref blew for half time on 44:43. Couldn't bear another 17 seconds. Half time boos too. I'm in my element here. I HATE these pricks.

You just have to enjoy it.

I have no doubt they'll spawn a win in the second half, but the verdict is in: these are FUCKING SHIT.

Half time at the Theatre of Dreams. The GREAT Manchester United toiling like fuck against FC Copenhagen.

No right thinking news outlet should be paying someone that pled guilty to election fixing. But they probably will.

Cheers lads. Lots to get through. I might need to retire.

She's 38 that Jenna Ellis. Went through law school, etc, and now her law career is over. All in the service of the idiot Trump. They deserve what they get but what fucking idiots.

He's not but Alex keeps in contact. @Alex Tooj update required.

Gejon was one who died sadly. I don't know anything about Brock, but Meenzer might.

He'll be fucking RAGING about that.