Gemmill

"Ah yeah mate, we all know one another over there. Lived down the street from my auntie, so they did. Yeah, white two sugars....... Paddy, have you ever in your life met someone as stupid as this one? Fucking Wiggins."

I can imagine Dave's kid announcing that he's solved the climate crisis at the age of 10.

Just Stop Oil don't help themselves mind. I get trying to get maximum exposure but if you're gonna set about trying to knack normal people's days out, they're not gonna like it. They should wait outside Environment Minister Therese Coffey's house and every time the front door opens, turn her into an Oompah Loompah with orange powder. That's how you get the public onside. Play the Oompah Loompah song as you're doing it.

I bet your A3 is diesel.

Aye but the point is, me as an individual not getting on a plane or not eating a steak isn't going to solve the climate crisis. This needs addressing from the top down, not by me not going on holiday. As long as politicians sit on their hands, the rest of us are wasting our time making micro lifestyle changes.

He looked fine in the bits I saw vs Rangers.

I'm fully fingers in ears on this now. I know we're accelerating towards oblivion but there's nothing I can do about it. Politicians need to get a grip of the situation. They definitely won't. They can't even come up with a plan that survives the week, never mind something to save the planet.

18 goals from 3 games in this Summer Series so far. Certainly doing their job to try and sell the PL to the Americans.

Has been running since June 30th.

Straight into the squad for tonight according to Hope.

You'd be less likely to stall if you got off your phone.

RIP. Thoughts are with Gordon.

Fans of the selling club slagging off a departing player. Never seen that before.

Aussies -243/1

That is some straight black and white BANTER!

What the fuck is going on there?!

LB or RB, it sounds like he passes the No Dickheads rule with flying colours.

Can't Livramento play both sides? I'm sure if that's right, he's our new left back.

Aye good point. I'd take most 25 year olds over a braying cunt like Gullis who just sees himself as a disruptor in the mould of a Matt Gaetz. I am REALLY looking forward to that prick losing his seat and presumably having to try and get a job as a teacher again.

Stay off the roads, Atlanta!

Soldier boy underlining why young people don't vote Tory. He'll be fully behind sending teenagers in to war but not a 25 year old to parliament.

Haven't checked any of the press yet but can I assume that the Tories not suffering a complete wipe out means it was mostly a bad news night for Labour? I'm braced for it.