Gemmill

Ure a grown ass Man.

Nice poem @ewerk

He started to look better and better as the season went on. It does sound a bit much though, think they bought him for 40 or so.

Absolutely not, Mr Tuppence Muncher.

Man City have supposedly had a £70m bid for Paqueta turned down. He'll be agitating to leave if that's true though.

I'm undecided on Everton yet. Don't worry though, you FUCKING WANKERS will be the first to know.

The club should buy these back and ban the members that are doing it. And make a big deal of it. It'll either stop happening or they'll eventually ban everyone that's pulling this shit. It's not unlimited memberships that caused this, it's unlimited cunts.

Looks pretty relaxed and comfortable in his own skin. Just the sort of bloke you want running things.

Personally I'm struggling to see anything other than a nice relaxing win to get the season started.

Don't hire Ralph Hassenhuttl. That's what it all goes back to.

When we've had TT meet ups in the past, I just sign without saying anything. You can't get into conversations with all your fans.

This is Moyes apologising to Man United for not being Fergie.

That Delan Rice money burning a hole in their pocket. This is how Moyes would play FM.

Happy birthday BTW? 55?

How did you raise kids this funny?

Don't believe it. I think we're in for a CB and nowt else at this stage. So you can FORGET IT with your attacking midfielders.

Pewwa!

I've just rang an ambulance for you. Should I cancel?

It was essembee.

Only a matter of time before Adam P is co-comms on Sky for Newcastle games.

He can stick that bow and arrow thing up his arse mind. Get some bandages on and a Louis Vuitton hairnet.