Gemmill

Not a very buen dia for him.

I was probably SLAYING FANNY more like, D-Splash!

He must want to impress you.

"looks like word got round about their behaviour if their bus got bricked" One of them must have sent their match-going dog like fucking Skippy the Kangaroo. "Quinny, stop licking yer baals and listen up. I need you to get yourself over to the A1231 and round up some casuals to hoy a brick through a bus window. Quinny, are you listening, marra!? Whee do theese think they are man? Only US can sings about Adam Johnson. They need takkin in hand. Gan on son. The pride of Sunlun depends on it. "

Instant classic.

Ure a grown ass Man.

Nice poem @ewerk

He started to look better and better as the season went on. It does sound a bit much though, think they bought him for 40 or so.

Absolutely not, Mr Tuppence Muncher.

Man City have supposedly had a £70m bid for Paqueta turned down. He'll be agitating to leave if that's true though.

I'm undecided on Everton yet. Don't worry though, you FUCKING WANKERS will be the first to know.

The club should buy these back and ban the members that are doing it. And make a big deal of it. It'll either stop happening or they'll eventually ban everyone that's pulling this shit. It's not unlimited memberships that caused this, it's unlimited cunts.

Looks pretty relaxed and comfortable in his own skin. Just the sort of bloke you want running things.

Personally I'm struggling to see anything other than a nice relaxing win to get the season started.

Don't hire Ralph Hassenhuttl. That's what it all goes back to.

When we've had TT meet ups in the past, I just sign without saying anything. You can't get into conversations with all your fans.

This is Moyes apologising to Man United for not being Fergie.

That Delan Rice money burning a hole in their pocket. This is how Moyes would play FM.

Happy birthday BTW? 55?

How did you raise kids this funny?

Don't believe it. I think we're in for a CB and nowt else at this stage. So you can FORGET IT with your attacking midfielders.

Pewwa!