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It's a while since I've watched it but I think I know what you're talking about. And aye, it's "a gritty watch" as Gambo would say.

THAT is what I see!

The point is that it's lazy arsehole chatter designed to demonise people. It's not a serious point that's being made, it's just some little clown trying to get likes from fellow arseholes on Facebook. We're not gonna have a discussion about whether someone would or wouldn't have Sky if they couldn't feed their kids, because Sky and phone contracts are not why poverty is on the rise and life expectancy is declining in this country. But posts like that one shared on Facebook are an attempt to suggest and nudge people towards believing that those things are the cause. And "if these scummers just cancelled their sky it would all be fine." Anyone who likes and shares this sort of stuff is just a vindictive little knobhead. So it's no great surprise to find a prospective Tory candidate doing it.

Didn't take long for the Brexit crew on here to turn on the Italian lad did it? Waving your little union jacks.

They're all Jermaine on the south coast.

Jermaine. The racism just OOZES out of this one, doesn't it. DISGUSTING.

Aye he might not be addicted. It's at least as likely that he's just a stupid cunt.

Aye but we've got better food and fitter lasses-AHHHH FUCK!

I remember the Profanisaurus entry for Barnsley Blowjob which was where you're humping a lass from that particular Yorkshire hellhole when she farts so powerfully that it parts your bollock hair.

Oh, believe me. WE FUCKING KNOW.

ewerk's problem is that he has a Fisher Price phone. Yours are too numerous to list. Fucking paying £40 a year to Audi to use Google search when you're sat with Android auto. I bet you're the only direct debit they've got coming in for that business model which died in the early 2010s.

Have you sorted your Android Auto out yet, or are you still using your CD loader in the boot?

I tried to protect your name in this Dave. I won't be so kind next time.

Aye absolutely. Just don't turn up late for training lads. Everything else goes.

I hope he tries to go and sit with Anthony in the canteen, and Anthony just looks up, all spotty forehead, and grimly shakes his head and gestures to a table for one in the corner.

But I'm equal parts thrilled and shocked that a man whose arrogance far outweighs his competence has failed to make the grade. Tale as old as time. Some of you lads on here would know ALL about that. Naming no names of course.

We could do with him lasting a while yet. At least til we dump them out the cup.

The only thing that could make it spicier is having a few quid on it.

Too busy making eyes at himself in his wing mirror.

It's the Thighmaster herself, Suzanne Somers.

I can well understand why you would expect something funny, but even Andy Murray would struggle to return a SHIT SARNIE over the net.

It's to delay the disappointment of arriving in Scotland. Was that tedious and obvious enough for you, ROBERT?!

I'm the perfect neighbour. I'm polite, I say hello if I see you, but other than that I stay the fuck out of your business, and I don't make any noise. Literally designed in a lab from the parts of other REALLY SEXY perfect neighbours.

Nice one lads. @Dazzleri I'll use your post about shagging prossies as the first slide in this evening's pitch presentation.