Gemmill

Agreed. Bit of muscle and hold up play required.

Oof PL won't like that from Bruno.

Arrested on arrival in Vegas for illegal streaming.

Their superior xG is doing them no good so far. Nowt daft in this half and get Wilson on for a bit and we might nick something. Hate to say it cos you know how much he's been looking forward to it, but Burn looks very out of his depth. Re pressing, I'm sure the near 30 degree heat has meant our press has been even more relaxed than so far this season.

Joe Cole is a secret Newcastle fan.

Aye, the Italians won't have seen that level of control too often.

Very expressive, these Italians. I hadn't heard this about them.

Thanks Leao for being a complete cunt.

Longstaff's got a goal in him tonight, I reckon.

We're doing fine. We're not gonna turn up at the San Siro and boss it. Need to get Isak involved closer to their goal. He seems to get isolated and kept out of the game in a way that Wilson doesn't.

Pope has to be catching that.

Murphy's mascot kid looks like he's owed about a week of sleep.

We get the magic offside stuff in the CL too. No dickheads drawing lines.

This ref looks an absolute show pony.

Murphy's grin when the CL music fired up.

Here's sexy Eddie.

I hope Willock gets back fit to play a part in the CL. He must be gutted to be missing this.

Murphy deserves a CL start tbf. That's class.

Ahh that world famous craic.

Listen to me, you filthy Tynemouth rent boy! Proper Neapolitan pizza is unbeatable. The stuff from Rome is served on a flaky base, it's bullshit.

Pizza in Rome is shit. The base is like a Jacob's water biscuit.

Here's Mr Corned Beef and Boiled Cabbage to give us the benefit of his wisdom. Pipe down Paddy!

My dog eats raw food, and his come in little gross blood soaked patties. Little fucker makes short work of them.

There was no suggestion in either the guide book or the menu that this shit was coming raw. Who serves burger tartare though. Absolutely vile.