Gemmill

Aye I'm assuming Longstaff would've started if fully fit.

Sunderland's difficult second season well under way.

Get in Fulham.

During injury time at the end of the game there was a handful of them right on the touchline screaming instructions while Arteta was busy screaming at the fourth official about the amount of time added on. Don't know if anyone saw Howe's press conference but he was asked about this new rule and laughed and said "Funny that that's been brought in this year..." He was saying it'll affect Tindall more than him but that they'll have to work out how they work under the new system.

Merson though, is just a googly eyed non-thinker.

A few national (as in non-Newcastle specific) podcasts I've listened to this week, their panels of "experts" have pretty much all had us outside of the top 6. Can't hurt if it takes a bit of pressure off, I suppose.

If Arsenal have managed a half hour delay due to problems with their new ticketing system, how long a delay do you reckon we're set for at 5:30 today?

They had Glenn Miller playing back when RobinRobin worked there.

FACT

Bit concerned there's gonna be an example made this weekend. And doing it to the Premier League's supposed bad boys of time wasting on a live televised match might be too much of a temptation to pass up.

Worth a watch.

How did he know how much you loved Pikachu?

I think Staveley seems like a dead canny lass. I might be completely wrong, and being hoodwinked by a psycho but she seems dead warm and caring with everyone which is not how I expected her to be. She's a good egg. Needs to stop calling the Chairman "his excellency" while he's not there though. His EXCELLENCY ffs. How fucking DARE you demand people call you that? If I'm not getting that treatment on here, then NO ONE deserves it.

ASM subbed on 90+2, so I assume he had a pretty decent game.

2-0 up after 10 minutes. Firmino brace.

This might be Wilson's one shot at playing CL football. He's not leaving for Spurs.

ASM starts for Al-Ahli tonight. @LongTimeAdmirer

Villa won't let him go.

We were 20/1 to beat City at home in December 2021. Burnley are 17/2 to do the same today. Bookies massively over egging the Kompany factor or were we just that shit?

Kane's on his way to Munich apparently. Spurs in trouble for top 6 now.

DISGUSTING.

I've absolutely perfected it. Can't remember what the required temp was but my water comes out the tap at 1 degree hotter than it. LEGEEEEEND!

Legionella on the Bibby Stockholm so everyone's been shifted off it. This fucking government are banana republic standard.

I knew the NE was a deprived area but I had no idea we were worse off than some of the poorest states in the US. Some of those places have proper shanty towns.