Gemmill

Cash.

They're bringing on that big daft lummox that we nearly signed.

Wilson was joking on his podcast saying the new rules mean that if he comes on after an hour he'll still have 45 minutes to play.

What a finish man. Give him a rest and get Wilson on.

I've worked out how Bruno did his hair. Tonali hoyed bleach at him and Joelinton swung a tennis racket through it.

Barnes on for Gordon in case he does something daft. Absolutely radge that were bringing Harvey Barnes on as a sub.

Finally Cash is booked. I can see one of their full backs getting a second yellow.

Hopefully this will still be the Tielemans who was going through the motions at Leicester.

Botman carded as well which we could have done without.

Ref is shite.

Bruno is having a stinker. Picking up where he left off last season.

Ref giving them loads of nothing free kicks.

Be a shame if Pau Torres has a tough time adjusting to the PL, starting right NOW.

Buendia and now Mings. Tough breaks for Villa by the look of it.

Mings looks fucked.

Isak using some of ASM's unnecessary step over quota.

Bruno looks like some hard kids slammed his head in a waffle maker.

Isaak is on if its not the same phase of play right?

Get in.

Aye I'm assuming Longstaff would've started if fully fit.

Sunderland's difficult second season well under way.

Get in Fulham.

During injury time at the end of the game there was a handful of them right on the touchline screaming instructions while Arteta was busy screaming at the fourth official about the amount of time added on. Don't know if anyone saw Howe's press conference but he was asked about this new rule and laughed and said "Funny that that's been brought in this year..." He was saying it'll affect Tindall more than him but that they'll have to work out how they work under the new system.

Merson though, is just a googly eyed non-thinker.

A few national (as in non-Newcastle specific) podcasts I've listened to this week, their panels of "experts" have pretty much all had us outside of the top 6. Can't hurt if it takes a bit of pressure off, I suppose.