Gemmill

Trigger pulled. Picking it up as soon as Curry's text me to tell me it's ready. I'm fucking going out tonight which I'm LIVID about. Are the controllers just battery powered or do they need charging?

Shout Pinkle next time you see him and see what the reaction is.

You've almost certainly got a "dance like there's nobody watching" sign on your kitchen wall. Next to your "Wine o' clock" and "It's happy hour somewhere!" signs. Bring that same spirit to this task.

I wasn't walking around in the nuddy, you filthy animal! I remember the dad was called Norbert. Fucking tremendous.

When I was a kid, I lived in Portugal for a year when I was around 10. We used to go to this placed called Club Carvoeiro which was a tennis club, which had a big tennis racquet sized pool (it was the 80s). Anyway, there was a German family used to turn up - mam, dad, son - and the dirty bastards used to strip naked by the pool and spend their entire day there with nowt on. Just walking around, getting in the pool, ordering their lunch, all with nowt on. We used to knock about with another English family who had a daughter a couple of years younger than me, and she used to call the German son "Pinkle" because that was the name her mam and dad had taught her for a knob basically. Who, at the time, could have predicted that Pinkle would grow up to be a judge, a prosecutor, and more importantly to post on this forum as Isegrim. Mods. Do the right thing. Give this man his name back. Isegrim no more. Everybody. Meet Pinkle.

This is right up there with thinking Status Quo are good. A serious taste deficiency.

I don't normally watch but the Noel Gallagher episode was good and this will be class. Long mind.

It's basically: Both magnetic personalities Both massive online presence Both and incredible ability to hold an audience in the palm of our hands Both hot as shit

Club "throwing their arms around the player", as you would expect. Howe says "that's something I can't comment on" when asked if we think Milan knew about the situation.

Posting in here rather than match thread as it opens straight away with questions about Tonali.

It blew the pilot light on my boiler out, so it was ice cold showers this morning. Felt like a proper gadgie when I fixed it though.

Nick Robinson telling John Curtice he hasn't had enough sleep when he suggests that a landslide bigger than Blair's "could" be coming. They don't like it up them!

The lying cunt also reckons that people on the doorstep were "happy with the job Rishi Sunak is doing as Prime Minister" Something's not adding up here, Greg.

Greg Hands doing his usual "we see no great enthusiasm for Keir Starmer or the Labour Party". Do they not see how that's even worse? They're getting fucking murdered even when, according to them, people aren't that fussed about voting for the alternative.

Fuck all of this lot. If they try and change the leader again, it'll just make things worse for them electorally. As much as I'd enjoy that, the country can't really afford them taking another 6 weeks off to squabble with one another on the telly.

You're being picked apart by TT's PREMIER hyena crew. Just lie down and play dead!

Ugh I bet she is fucking HORRIBLE.

YAAAASS! LOVE THIS AGGRESSION! Put your fucking READERS on PL before you step to Yorkshire-T, you old cunt!

If these Tories in the media want to keep downplaying Labour's chances, it's probably a good thing. Complacency and people thinking their vote doesn't matter after all is the last thing Labour need.

3:30am. And I'm up creating for the nation. I might even hum another tune and give you a second chance.

Double win for Labour. Great stuff. More woe for Sunak.

Good luck with the job hunt, mate. Job bother is an absolute cunt and a massive stress. I hope you find something soon.

See this is why I have such an affinity with Pearson and you lads don't. I, like him, am a content creator / comedian / world class creative coming up with great ideas. On a board with fellow creatives, this would have been a huge hit, but here we are. 6 replies from you HUSKS. One star for you all. Pathetic.