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Aye they can do all the corporate cosying up they like, but if we form a partnership with Korn, I'm out.

At midnight on a Friday. I daren't ask what you had to do for it.

Maddison didn't want to come here once Spurs came calling, Szoboslai only had eyes for Liverpool, Joao Pedro had been tied up by Brighton for a while, I believe.

I don't agree at all that it's been a shite transfer window. Buying someone that breaks their fucking foot doesn't make them a bad signing. Nor does investing in the future with Hall and Livramento (who looks class from what we've seen). Even Tonali wasn't a mistake when we signed him. So fucking zip it, daft cunts.

I think he's now got two independent sources. Pep Aroni and now Pec Orino.

Trigger pulled. Picking it up as soon as Curry's text me to tell me it's ready. I'm fucking going out tonight which I'm LIVID about. Are the controllers just battery powered or do they need charging?

Shout Pinkle next time you see him and see what the reaction is.

You've almost certainly got a "dance like there's nobody watching" sign on your kitchen wall. Next to your "Wine o' clock" and "It's happy hour somewhere!" signs. Bring that same spirit to this task.

I wasn't walking around in the nuddy, you filthy animal! I remember the dad was called Norbert. Fucking tremendous.

When I was a kid, I lived in Portugal for a year when I was around 10. We used to go to this placed called Club Carvoeiro which was a tennis club, which had a big tennis racquet sized pool (it was the 80s). Anyway, there was a German family used to turn up - mam, dad, son - and the dirty bastards used to strip naked by the pool and spend their entire day there with nowt on. Just walking around, getting in the pool, ordering their lunch, all with nowt on. We used to knock about with another English family who had a daughter a couple of years younger than me, and she used to call the German son "Pinkle" because that was the name her mam and dad had taught her for a knob basically. Who, at the time, could have predicted that Pinkle would grow up to be a judge, a prosecutor, and more importantly to post on this forum as Isegrim. Mods. Do the right thing. Give this man his name back. Isegrim no more. Everybody. Meet Pinkle.

This is right up there with thinking Status Quo are good. A serious taste deficiency.

I don't normally watch but the Noel Gallagher episode was good and this will be class. Long mind.

It's basically: Both magnetic personalities Both massive online presence Both and incredible ability to hold an audience in the palm of our hands Both hot as shit

Club "throwing their arms around the player", as you would expect. Howe says "that's something I can't comment on" when asked if we think Milan knew about the situation.

Posting in here rather than match thread as it opens straight away with questions about Tonali.

It blew the pilot light on my boiler out, so it was ice cold showers this morning. Felt like a proper gadgie when I fixed it though.

Nick Robinson telling John Curtice he hasn't had enough sleep when he suggests that a landslide bigger than Blair's "could" be coming. They don't like it up them!

The lying cunt also reckons that people on the doorstep were "happy with the job Rishi Sunak is doing as Prime Minister" Something's not adding up here, Greg.

Greg Hands doing his usual "we see no great enthusiasm for Keir Starmer or the Labour Party". Do they not see how that's even worse? They're getting fucking murdered even when, according to them, people aren't that fussed about voting for the alternative.

Fuck all of this lot. If they try and change the leader again, it'll just make things worse for them electorally. As much as I'd enjoy that, the country can't really afford them taking another 6 weeks off to squabble with one another on the telly.

You're being picked apart by TT's PREMIER hyena crew. Just lie down and play dead!

Ugh I bet she is fucking HORRIBLE.

YAAAASS! LOVE THIS AGGRESSION! Put your fucking READERS on PL before you step to Yorkshire-T, you old cunt!