Gemmill

Bayern getting pumped 3-0 at home.

Eddie: 😍😍😍

Also we're apparently taking PEDs.

Emery's slack lads. One for the return fixture thread title.

I'm up for this.

What are these?

Blocked me on twitter for asking him if he was drunk again.

I've been listening to some shite this week about the likes of Schar, Longstaff and Joelinton. So called experts claiming these players played above their level last season and that's why we won't be able to get back to last season's levels. All of them had Villa finishing above us. Well stick that in your shitpipes. Gonna take these dickheads a little while to work out that we're just fucking great now all across the park, and those lads are a big part of it.

Said it in his press conference yesterday, but said that we can't just stump up the cash so we're going to have to try and come up with a structured deal. Sounded like it was one player he has his sights on too, rather than one out of 3 CB targets or something.

It's worse than you think. This is the Aldi knockoff version.

Slotted straight in. Bruno looked like the lad trying to adjust from another league. Not sure what's going on with him atm.

New post match ritual. Double bourbon and Lilt. The NEW taste of paradise.

Tough day on Wearside. Another lucky win for the mags. Another away team rolling into town and taking a fall for the Saudi money.

Aye they're supposed to be timing everything now and adding it all on. Very first game of the season and they're not doing what they said. You can't just take the put the team out of their misery option if its a big score.

Murphy looks a totally different player. Bags of confidence. It's mint.

Absolutely tremendous sticking 5 past that fucking balloon knot in Villa's goal as well.

Get in. He's fucking lethal in that position.

Villa have quit on their stool. Not even trying to get the ball back off us.

Barnes should just have had a shot there.

While you're at it, could you Google who started this match thread, PIGTAILS?!

BRING ON THE MURPH!

How many subs is it these days?

Touch of the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang childcatcher about Barnes's nose.

No one ever gets booked for that brandishing a fake yellow thing.