Gemmill

I love that Liverpool have had a fucking stinker. Listening to the weekend preview podcasts and it's still Chelsea, Liverpool, and Man United that are being talked about as most likely to enter the title race. They might be ultimately proven right if our squad gets stretched too thin, but these lads are really finding it hard to get over their "traditional" big 6 fixation.

I like Wilson on that podcast. He's a genuinely funny bloke.

Guys. GUYS! Hear me out here OK. But isn't a loan with an OBLIGATION to buy also a permanent deal.

Isn't it an initial loan deal though? So he's actually right that we can't pay the cash atm?

Renton will give you his season ticket for this one, Zathras.

I'm sure you were less surprised after your first bite?

Deal agreed apparently.

Michael Parkinson has peaced out.

The pout looks about right.

Because our xG was double Villa's, which objectively dismantles Ferguson's argument.

Hopefully he can teach Miley how to pronounce his first name.

Still need a CB but you can't have it all.

It gave me the exact same fucking picture.

If they want £30m cash that might be us fucked. We wanted to do a loan cos of FFP.

I said we could've scored 8, you statistical raspberry ripple.

He's talking absolute shite man. We could have had 8. They could have had 3. And from the 70 minute mark we were doing whatever the fuck we liked with them. Maybe the stupid old cunt should learn about xG.

Genuinely the most insulted I've ever felt on here.

Skunkers? I don't think I did. It was like the sex offenders' wing notice board.

He'll have been pissed watching it.

Aye and there was more fuss raised about us getting 25m for ASM than there was for Chelsea shipping out all of their deadwood to Saudi.

Well I don't think we need to worry too much about every pundit's favourite for third. We've got a better squad and a MUCH better manager. They'll stick with the arrogant bellend though, which is great for us.

Look at you showing off that you know keyboard shortcuts LIKE A BIG BOY!

Aye, Eddie Howe's mind-changing, face-rearranging Mags won't be getting too many 8th place predictions from now on.

I'm gonna audit this. There's a thread starter league table incoming. You've forced me into this, reputations are on the line.