Gemmill

Get HB on if Gordon pulls any more daft shit.

Sounds like City are really on it tonight. Understandable though, playing us is their cup final.

"Gotta get in the office if you wanna get the goals" according to Trevor Sinclair.

I'm having to listen on Talksport. Which is as shite as expected.

Maybe the announcement? It does look like maybe the Amazon leak has forced both us and Adidas to come out early today. Pre announcing the announcement is a bit of a weird one.

Pretty sure I predicted Man United would be looking for a new manager within 18 months. I hope they stick with him though, he's a big fucking arrogant fraud who has been given an incredibly easy ride by the media.

Man United's title challenge just took a hit.

MacAllister suspended vs us?

They don't announce anything these days until our in-house interviewer has had a chance to completely take the shine off their day with some godawful questions.

Because I'm a fucking hermit. I did think about that but I can't be arsed with it. It'll be fucking rammed.

The scorer? ANTOIIIIIINE SEMENYOOOOOO!

Liverpool losing.

Arrived in Keswick and the WiFi AND my phone signal are DOGSHIT. Have managed to get my dodgy telly installed in my phone so gonna just have to find a corner of this place that has the best signal and hope for the best.

Very different story to Toney if he's been piling on an outcome and then making it happen.

For it to be particularly entertaining, there'd need to be some kind of turmoil or comedy shitness. Just ask the mackems.

I like that he brought his mam to his medical.

If we ever re-signed ASM, I'd hope the club's social media would go with a The Mummy Returns theme.

Bandage boy got his first assist in a 3-1 win last night BTW. I think he played the full 90 as well.

I think Bob Mortimer has it nailed in his Geordie Heat episodes where he has Staveley insisting on being called "Amanda baby".

This Endo lad apparently has the lowest bookings to fouls committed ratio in Europe. If he thinks he's doing well on that stat at the minute, he's gonna be fucking smashing it when he signs for ref's favourite Liverpool.

Can you not just get a VPN and watch it anyway? WHERE IS YOUR GERMAN INGENUITY?! This is why we had to Brexit.

I will wipe my finger across the face of anyone that tries to stop me.

Why wait that long? Pop one in as you're leaving the surgery.

If you're hoping for the finger up the arse (and we both know you are), then you're gonna be disappointed.

Aye I had one of these. It was pre Covid and I've never had anything similar since. Maybe they're kicking them off again and prioritising the weakest?