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@Renton Think I've been under general anaesthetic three times and I thought it was fucking class. Exactly as you described, a dreamless sleep, one minute you're counting and the next minute you're waking up somewhere else entirely. I'm up for that minus the waking up when the time comes.

Sorry to hear about your mam, mate. My gran has been in hospital this past week. She's 96 and just not doing great, and she was saying to my mam that the problem is she's lived too long and she doesn't want to be here any more. Made me think that an off switch is required too. No one should have to suffer beyond what they've got the stomach for.

I learned that. There's a bloke in Newcastle teaches it. My mam had learned when she was struggling with my sister not being well, and it sounded interesting so I gave it a go too. I don't use it anymore but I got a bit out of it at the time and like you say, there's comforting theory around stuff like that.

There's absolutely zip. It's like when you go under for an operation. Unless you go to hell, in which case it's a sammynb playlist on repeat for you.

Is that pickleball?

It is a list of one, isn't it?

Fucking hell I've just discovered that Paul Heckingbottom is younger than me. 46!

Terrifying.

This is ASM's Champions League.

I know he's Dutch but he needs to get off that stuff.

Sheeple posting itt.

I was in Glasgow a couple of weekends ago. Such an exotic people. Such an intoxicating dialect.

Uh oh. Multiple rapists itt.

PL throwing shade at people pretending to be from a different country. Unreal.

You're not gonna beat that. Don't even try.

Shane McGowan Gowan Gone.

McGowan out.

Thermal kit? It's football lads, not an RPG (that's right guys, I bought an xBox recently at 47).

Aye happy birthday. 60?

They're getting better tbf. They restricted Galatasaray to 3 goals this time.

I saw her when I was 18. She would have been 50. A prodigiously talented lady.

That's them out. They've got Bayern last game. Kane will have a field day hopefully.

Like I said, all the great ones.

Smokin'

Oh wait I've just read the line that Miley will be playing for England within 3 years. That is a bold claim.