Gemmill

Only the greatest game ever invented.

Traded in a couple of my other guitars..... And still had to fork over a bit of cash.

When I launch into a solo, the paint melts off these things anyway.

Here we go. The obligatory chair shot. I can't even fucking tell you how small and light it is. It's ridiculous. 4.5 pounds.

Aye total cunt. But he wouldn't have become Ronaldo without being OBSESSED with training and practicing his fucking stupid free kicks etc. Sounds like Sancho thinks he's already the tits and he can just coast from here.

When Ronaldo made his comments at Man United about how the young players aren't interested in training etc, apparently it was a very pointed dig at Sancho who just takes the piss.

He sounds like trouble to me. The latest Athletic Football Podcast episode is all about his ongoing woes, and as much as Ten Hag has handled it badly, the kid sounds like a bellend. I reckon we'll steer well clear.

These lads are relentless.

It's official.

12 point deduction under the tree. That'll be my best present since I got a BMX as a kid.

I've said I'm not gonna shag you. Your jedi mind tricks won't work here. Give it up.

For the record, I wasn't offering to fuck anyone, least of all some backwards, dusty opal-hunter with a topknot.

I was more meaning jocks don't put their hands in their pockets.

He'll be gluten free. I know it with every fibre of my being.

He's never seen my PC.

Finally. The proof that he's not Scottish.

Oh dear.

It's two games a week man. Against less difficult opposition. It's basically the same.

What a stupid cunt.

At least we might get some decent thread titles back instead of Pugwall's bummers.

We probably need to beat Dortmund away to finish top 2 cos of the head-to-head rule. Not sure we can do that. But dropping into the EL which we could feasibly win (and thereby secure CL next season) wouldn't be the worst thing either. That's what happens for third, doesn't it?

Hope the injured lads aren't too bad. Murphy and Isak did look a bit fucked though. Wilson getting a run in the team is no bad thing though, as long as his body holds up.

Aye, this negativity is allowed.