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Joelinton just needs to fucking cool it too. Don't give this ref any daft decisions to make.

If there's a Premier league player with a name that sounds more like a sloppy blow job than Szoboszlai, I couldn't name them. Just needs a satisfying *POP* on the end of it.

Aye totally, but he would have got away with it cos Liverpool. There'd be very little media scrutiny. Straight reds like that there's always the "was it really a clear goalscoring opportunity / was he really the last defender" stuff to hide behind. Pope is looking really unsure of himself this afternoon.

Barnes and Wilson still to come on and terrorise these whiffs in the second half too.

Who needs a right foot. Fucking how did that stay out!

Fair play to the ref BTW. He probably could have got away with a yellow there but he did the right thing.

Not Eddie's lads.

Love to see Klopp's day falling apart. His teeth are about to have a very misaligned afternoon.

Aye there's no overturning that.

Red. Fucking get in! This will probably be overturned mind cos Liverpool.

His lack of a right foot is ridiculous. They can just show him to the byline every time, knowing that he absolutely will not attempt a cross. I like him, he seems like a class lad, but it is insane how one footed he is.

GET IN!

Trippier seemed distracted there. Looked away for a second and Diaz was past him. Got a bit lucky.

We've settled in nicely now. They look off our pace for the minute.

Dr Teeth getting into it with Howe as well for asking for the second yellow. He's such a cunt.

Fucking coward.

Would have been a second yellow if this was anyone else. Here we go. Bullshit refereeing.

Get in, book the prick!

Tino there in his brown ale bucket hat.

Ah bollocks. 2-1 to City.

Kyle Walker thinking he's a harlem globetrotter trying to backheel the ball from the byline in his own box.

Sheff United just equalised.

Man City have had so much possession it doesn't even add up to 100 anymore.

I think we've got a decent chance of beating these, but I'm genuinely terrified of shenanigans from the fucking clowns with the whistle and the big telly screen. Also, NBC are reporting that this could be Salah's last game for them. So the commentators will be fucking DESPERATE for that hairy little cunt to score.

Caulkin has been responding and the two have got into a very polite argument about it.