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Feversham? You better get the name right on your YouTube channel.

They've lost all 4 home games so far this season, and 7 of their last 8 if you factor in last season too. Fortress Goodison.

Has any other club ever had a PGMOL apology statement come out within hours of full time?

96th minute winner. Fuck you Klopp. I'll watch his post match interviews this week. It's shaping up to be a blockbuster MOTD.

Draw clearly the best result here, but second best is probs a Liverpool win unfortunately.

Oh a second red.

What's happened, I've not been able to watch any of it.

A tap water and a lemonade. Happy wedding anniversary. Shite that though. You should tell them your name's Adam Pearson and you review hotels for away matches all across the world.

Either just a freak injury or he wasn't properly warmed up.

Looking forward to some classic Boovision on MOTD tonight at Old Trafford and hopefully Goodison.

Another win. Free hit on Wednesday night then a tough one at the weekend.

We could do with Willock coming back sharpish.

Sexy time!

We've broken Man City.

Anaconda-like whopper spotted on Cat Bells.

Gloom is blatantly a dirty talker in the bedroom.

I'm watching via our xG and someone has just missed a fucking sitter by the look of it. Everton 2 down. The booooooooooos will be flowing.

Man United losing at home to Palace. Everton losing at home to Everton. Time for a wank.

Get in!

Should be plenty enough to beat these.

Villa 4-1 up off 1.13xG.

I had my big lad's walking boots on earlier but I'm currently recovering from the fucking giant burger I've just eaten at The Round on the Main Street. Hoping for an hour's sleep before our game. Living the fucking dream.

I'm in Keswick for the weekend again and the huge news is that I can key the Villa match working on my phone through IPTV despite a dogshit signal. Hoping this carries over to our match later.

3. Shite-on.

A police investigation into sexual assault claims is fine, but don't you fucking dare turn up late for training. Man United and its famous standards.