Gemmill

Gordon seems like a really good kid. I fucking HATED him at Everton. What a difference a change of shirt can make to someone's prospects of being my mate.

Aye. They had some possession cos we were fucked, and it was nervy, but they managed 0.36xG over the 90. Give slaphead the job for life.

What a great bunch of lads, man. This isn't sustainable but it's fucking tremendous.

GET IN! SHAKE THAT BALD CUNT'S HAND, EDDIE!

9 is better than I expected. We can't sit off and defend the next 9 though.

Maguire. What a legend.

Ref's gonna hoy 10 minutes on here.

Their fresh legs and us finally starting to show some fatigue has got me worried here. Would be really hard to take if we get pegged back in this one too.

Another fucking injury man. At least it's in a position we can cover, I suppose.

Miley so unlucky there. Fuck!

Finally, fucking melon head gets his card.

Aye

Commentator just admitted to wearing an "electric gilet". The game's gone, Jeff.

Schar looking for another 1-2 to bomb on there. He's having the time of his life.

I'd just be standing over Fernandes going "DAYYYYYYY-O! DAYYYY-AYYY-AYYYY-O!", seeing if we could get some classic Live Aid action out of him.

It's his alibi.

We are humiliating this lot. Only 1 nil but we're so much better than them all over the pitch.

Schar desperate to outdo Albert.

HC10 does it again.

Get in!

Schar dead lucky not to get booked there.

Garnacho is such a fucking odd looking kid. He looks like a deflated Lou Ferigno.

They're not even close to being in it, but we've all seen them walk away with all 3 points in similar situations this season (albeit against lesser opponents than us). Need to get the win here and get up to 5th.

Final ball really letting us down tonight. We've had some situations where a cutback or a simple square ball would set up a really good chance, and we keep ballsing it.