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Mount. Cost more than Madison.

These Man United lads coming on look well up for it.

Neville. "Ahhh wonderful from Willock" Sounds like someone's just hockled in his pint.

Brilliant finish. I fucking love Joe Willock.

He's definitely right on the edge here. Antony. 70 odd million they paid for that absolute pubehead.

I don't leave the house these days mate, but CT will treat you to a singalong at the Wonder Bar, I'm sure.

This fucking bloke.

Don't think he has. Probably suits Ten Hag if they go down to ten men. Man loves a scapegoat.

Not today.

Boos a bit of a disappointment there.

I'm fully preparing my ears for these boos at half time. Feels like a black tie event for the lugs.

Willock looks a lot sharper than I thought he would at this stage of his return.

Ten Hag trying to sit next to that other baldie so people don't know who's who.

That is fucking hilarious. Look at them moping back to the halfway line.

Slapheed getting THE TREATMENT from the away end. He's fucking hopeless.

Livramento looks fucking quality.

Mason Mount did not give a fuck there. Made no effort to get back once Livramento went past him.

Fucking class. Always said Miggy was great.

Great ball from Hall there. Willock fucked it.

We're the better side here. I hope @Holden McGroin is ready to do our little set piece at half time. The copy and paste job from the manc derby.

Fuck sake. Another one.

Must admit, I think for the second season in a row these cunts have landed a good time to play us in this competition.

The old Bullingdon Blowjob.

That's a shame. Only been in a handful of times but it was always decent enough.

Listen. We've all suffered through the Various Sounds of DIY acts that you post. I'll take spreadsheet boy's recommendations every day of the week.