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It's his "why always Jurgi?" smile. Suck it up Klopp. You got CHONGED!

Get in!

Approaching the hour mark and it's still 0-0 at THE KENNY. The boys are showing marvelous nakambas in the face of the scouse onslaught.

Still 0-0 at THE KENNY!

Aye Howe said he'll now need surgery. Bit daft to rush him back really, his shoulder must have been really unstable to have popped out just through a running action. Hopefully back in time for the Carabao Cup Final.

Martinez for the second goal btw. Absolute fucking melon.

Well. I don't like to be greedy, but is a freak Luton win against Liverpool really too much to ask?

Great lads, Forest.

Aye, best manager of my lifetime. Which is incredible when you consider that includes Robson, Keegan and Souness.

PGMOL Statement: Fuck off Arsenal.

The lasses match against Stourbridge women is being shown on the NUFC YouTube channel if anyone's interested. The Wonder Stuff! Pop Will Eat Itself! Ned's Atomic Dustbin! Can you hear me, Ned's Atomic Dustbin?! Your girls took ONE HELL of a beating!

Is that what they paid for him? He's your classic "neither something nor nothing" player.

I've got no hopes for Luton, but if Forest could pull something out of the bag today, that would be very nice.

MF, what rancid food are you going to eat on Tuesday to try and keep this winning tradition going?

"Have you spoken to Arteta since the final whistle?" Absolutely not, I've been speaking to you guys. "Will you go and speak to him?" No. I like Craig Hope but wtf sort of question is that. Why should Eddie Howe go and console Arteta? Weird. I really get the impression Howe doesn't like Arteta though. Which I fucking love.

Speaking of Nketiah, it was his 100th Premier League appearance for Arsenal yesterday. I hope he enjoyed it as much as I did.

All of the above is in the wrong thread. This is what happens when you wake up at 2am. Watching the Man City game and Doku looks like ASM with end product.

Keown on the decisions: - Havertz was really lucky - Bruno was really lucky - Ref lost control of the game Three out of three. Good work so far. .... And on the goal: - the ball being out of play was inconclusive - the offside was inconclusive - but Joelinton fouled Gabriel Two out of three ain't bad, monkeyface. He also said Arteta should have taken some time before doing his interview.

Murphy has just done a really good piece on what we did to stop Arsenal - basically stop Saka and Martinelli. Full of praise for Howe saying this has all come from him. That's the first time in 17 games in all competitions this season that Arsenal have failed to score, according to Lineker.

Arteta's interview on MOTD. Asked "is it the process that's the problem or the people running it", his answer was "it's the outcome". In other words, I just didn't get what I wanted out of this decision. Fuck. Off.

He's fucking class and he just gets on with the job. No histrionics, not a cunt. There's nowt to dislike about the bloke. I respect the fact he's gone abroad to win stuff as well when he could have stayed here and walked his way to the PL all time goalscorer record.

Ugh it's the c-team. Murphy and Keown. Let's see what planet of the apes Keown has to say about Arteta's shenanigans here.

Woke up just before 2 and immediately was running through match incidents in my head. Have finally given up trying to get back to sleep and just got up to watch MOTD instead.

Oooooof, Jacob Whitehead trying to out-Ryder the Knight with this one.

He's tenderised Dortmund for us.