Gemmill

Hope he's there to kick fuck out of Mbappe.

Keane's torment. Best breakfast you can ask for.

He's still wearing those Nike Air Morphy Richards steam iron trainers as well. Prick.

That would be the classiest bye in the business. I'll take it.

Good lads.

Spurs equaliser. Fully expect City to go through the gears here and score another one or two.

Prontur.

Ange never lost two games in a row in the SPL. Today will be number 4 if it stays like this. It always looked like they might be streaky playing this style. I'm really hoping it's too streaky to be a top 4 threat. Things get a lot more straightforward for us if it's us and Villa for 4th (and possibly 5th) for CL.

"Can I get a phurtur?" "A what?" "A phurtur. On ma phurn."

Your lass has gone full toon army. That's mint though, I bet he was made up.

Most of them seem to be fucking gutted at drawing us. Which is baffling given how much better than us they are.

To be fair, it's met with pretty much universal ridicule.

Equaliser.

Spurs winning. 😏

Commentator has come to life. "THERE'S NOT A BETTER PLACE IN WORLD FOOTBALL!" Dear me.

Ugh they've won it. Liverpool. Minging. We'll hear about this all week.

She's adamant Liverpool will get another chance to win this now. Howay Fulham.

Ugh Villa too. What is this bullshit?!

The fucking cunts have equalised.

Commentator was like "I'M SHOUTING THAT FULHAM HAVE SCORED! I'M GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS BUT MY HEART'S NOT IN IT! DOES IT SOUND OBVIOUS?"

The lass commentating on the Liverpool match is fucking DEVASTATED. Decordova-Reid leaping like a dwarf salmon at the far post and heading home.

Great lads, Fulham.

Looking like us and Villa coming a cropper against Bournemouth. Ever since their gaffer nicked the idol off Indie. Must have some magic juju in it.

Amnesty trying to explain to them that Eddie Howe has never beheaded anyone and that, actually, it would be better if they didn't make any banners with Beheaddie Eddie on them. Exile sitting in the corner with his arms folded, shaking his head.

They're gonna try and disallow this Fulham goal, but there's no line they can draw here that will do it for them.