Gemmill

This is the little beer gate knobhead. They really have got no one left, have they.

This is what you say to lasses in da club.

I consider these war medals, pigtails. Badges of honour.

I'm obviously not suggesting Howe should send us out to lose the next two games btw. I'm saying that the best thing that could happen to our season is that we don't have to trouble ourselves with any further involvement in Europe.

3 competitions is fine. It's standard.

Simply a realist. We've discovered that we can't cope with this squad in four competitions.

One of the podcasts this weekend said Longstaff has played 14 games in 56 days, which is about a game every 4 days. And most of the time he doesn't get subbed off. This is the context for that performance at the weekend. It's totally unsustainable. Let's exit the CL gracefully, win the Carabao Cup, and re-qualify.

Southgate is a "big club" cunt lads. It's all too clear. But I don't want any of our players turning out for England at the minute or any time this season tbh. We can discuss this again next season depending on how the next two transfer windows go.

Is this Sunak's attempts to paint himself as still a moderate cool dude, not a Nazi at all with Tory moderate voters? Or is just looking at the squad he's got to pick from and re-signing Olivier Bernard at 5 to midnight.

Ah fuck, that's shite.

He's a remainer. This is only going to cause further wobbles in their party. And what an indictment of the ability within the parliamentary Party.

5 yellows for a suspension no longer makes sense when they get hoyed around like confetti. They need to fix that.

We tried to get Cole Palmer on loan before he went to Chelsea. He looks quality.

Pep's micro-spitting is fucking gross

This is why they'll only let him push patients round the corridors.

We need to stop calling that poor lass Spaniel Lugs. All she wanted to do was support her beloved team.

Nah this is bollocks. Ten out injured/suspended and they're absolutely dead on their feet. Mammoth effort v Arsenal a week ago, away in Germany in the week. You can't just keep expecting them to turn up in thess circumstances.

Can we at least not have a Solanke hat trick.

Dogshit. Think it's just fully caught up with us today. This is why we need to finish bottom of our CL group.

Don't think Gloom's at the match. He'll be throwing a dinner party is my guess.

Think it might be time to make it rain in January.

Longstaff looks in real bother here.

Absolutely pathetic that the officials all wear t-shirts with their favourite computer game on. Grow up.

Great assist for Willock tbf.