Gemmill

Anyone who thinks I didn't eat the fuck out of that éclair simply does not know me.

Aye. We'll get north of £100m and we'll get better off the back of it. Players will come and go, but we're massively on the right trajectory.

They're absolute mince. I'd even take the handicap of you starting the match thread for that one.

Well, I've got a confession to make. I ate it pre match. So we can't even really say with any certainty that the éclair wouldn't have work. The truth is that I threw away the last 16 of the CL out of sheer gluttony. I simply did not care, I needed that sweet, sweet pastry.

Europa League's shite lads. Domestic cups and the league are where it's at now. Finishing 4th tonight has probably upped our chance of finishing 4th/5th in the league by 10%+.

I'm not up for blaming Schar or anyone else tbh. We were going for the win trying to finish a massively improbable second in the group of death, and we left ourselves open against a top European side. It really doesn't need to be anyone's fault. I need a couple more seasons of this before I start slagging anyone for us not making the last 16 of the CL.

Beat Chelsea next week, beat the mackems in the FA Cup, and finish strongly in the league. That's the order of the day now.

Bollocks. Committed too many players up front.

Schar still doesn't get to take the free kick!

I'd take a super dodgy penalty in our or Dortmund's favour here.

Mbappe disallowed!

PSG winning. The little cunt Mbappe.

Fuck!

PSG equaliser.

Shut yer shite, pigtails!

DORTMUND WINNING,

Crowd's gone a bit flat. We need a throw in to gee them back up.

Just skip it. What's the worst that can happen, they accidentally start making profit.

Take your conspiracy theory, roll it up into a tight ball, and RAM IT UP YOUR JAPSEYE!

Ah man, I would fucking LOVE IT if those French pricks can't get over the line.

Mine felt a bit racist but... well......

Rio's got his Bluetooth in his lug. Classic black fella craic.

CL assist for Miley.

We'll use the Patreon money. Those kids can wait til next Christmas.