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Oh well I'm SO SORRY to hear there weren't enough immigrants to pick up litter for him! Was this Michael Vaughan you were talking to?

I said "get those 9 points added", CLEARLY referring to the NINE POINT DEDUCTION that was being reported. Rishi Sunak was right about the maths DIVS in this country. Now, it's public apology time for you. And this is the end of this matter.

Hey Renton, I see you've been up to Glasgow doing your grafitti. I spotted a Mel Gibson as Braveheart holding an EU flag. Your best work.

Lads, please Google what happens if you subtract a negative number. I'LL WAIT.

OK, grim reaper.

It's a 9 point deduction. So you add it and OMG why am I having to explain this.

Not you, Tom.

Ho Ho Ho, your mam, your sister, and your lass.

Get that 9 points added now and we'll deal with the legal stuff later.

He wears a wasteman's hat.

Different class of fan at a Billy Strings gig. Spotted three blokes in dungarees and suspect there were more.

Titanfall 2 is mint. Proper fun. Not too hard but the split between playing as a Titan and as the Pilot with the wall running is class. The time travel section is pretty clever too. This is probs old, old news to you grizzled gamers but it's on Gamepass if anyone's not played it.

He's 59. He's not a baby boomer who's built wealth, and in fact he was fucking skint until he won the lottery by becoming PM. He's exactly the sort of person that will benefit from IHT changes, writing an article about how important it is that people benefit from IHT changes.

On the plus side Dave, this has got superhero origin story written all over it.

You want to go to a Toontastic "Scottish" Lads get-together. Got some CCTV footage of PL at the last one here:

I'm in Glasgow tomorrow but for Billy Strings. Little bit of fucking bluegrass for you.

Take your coat off before you start wanking. Simple fix.

I don't think public do think it's a good idea do they? I suspect we'll see some polling on it over the coming days. This lot don't care anymore - they're not doing this as a vote winner, it's just the last opportunity they'll have in a while to enrich themselves and their friends.

I'd be a bit worried if I was Man City fan given the charges against them and the fact that action has finally been taken for this shit.

Dock the cunts another 10 for the flares and fireworks.

Getting sued by a few clubs as well. Maybe if their fans had set off midnight fireworks outside the independent commission HQ, things could have been different.

The other is Serge from Beverly Hills Cop.

CT's side hustle is surge pricing.

Aye the rules don't allow him to play.