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If my lass and everyone else in her work circle is anything to go by, teacher would be a really bad move. Every fucker wants out, and the career change people that they get coming in later in their lives hate it just as much.

We're witnessing the moment when Renton flips right wing. He's trying to get us to say that immigrants are lazy.

I failed to get a second interview with Arthur Andersen because when the bloke asked "How do you think you'll cope with working full time and having to do exams", my response was "what exams are these?" I didn't know what I was applying for, it was just the first thing that came into the careers centre at Uni. I certainly had ZERO desire to be an accountant, but when PW offered me a job at the end of my second year I just accepted it so I didn't have to do any more interviews.

Er excuse me. Firstly, ewerk couldn't hack the exams so is actually an accountancy dropout. And the other person you refer to as a "bean counter" is not only a qualified accountant, he also has a degree in Economics. This bloke has got it all. Now that my credentials are established, I don't know the answer to your question.

Hope things sort themselves out. All the flooding and extreme weather we've had here has so far been pretty kind to the North East. Living in one of the parts of the country where flooding is now a once every couple of years event must be dismal. Can't sell up and get out, and it's gonna get worse, not better.

https://m.facebook.com/santanewcastle This lot get presents for kids that otherwise would probably get nowt at Christmas. They work with the council so it seems legit.

Absolutely outrageous this. Minding my own business and come in here to find this. We need a grievances procedure.

Stick a gain block right at the end of your chain on the Stomp for a few extra DB boost, assign a footswitch and just stamp on that when it's time to melt faces. This affable Canadian will clue you in on how the feedbacker works:

Here this might be of interest. There's just been a new Helix firmware release last week and one of the new pedals is the Feedbacker. So you can now get the Helix to produce natural sounding feedback on demand. You just set one of the footswitches up as momentary so it only triggers when you stand on it and you can determine how quickly it comes in, how long it lasts for etc. Pretty clever stuff.

I want a name check for suggesting the HX Stomp when you get on Rig Rundown.

If Everton get bought by 777, they'd have a huge interest in this, especially given ongoing spending restrictions.

Ere marras I dinnit beleyve it. The Saudis have bought off the rest of the Premier Leygue to act against its own best interests.

There'll be a pullout and keep Adam Pearson souvenir special in the Sun this weekend. The boy can negotiate.

I hope whichever clubs proposed this are fucking gutted. And I hope one of them was Arsenal. And I hope Arteta has the literal shits for a week.

I predict that your dog will break your collarbone again before the year is out.

Well, I guess we know what MxBass thinks of you all.

So is MrBass going to apologise to just me or the whole board for his behaviour over the last few days? I tell you what, I'm gonna step aside and ask that he just apologises to the board. So if nothing is forthcoming, you'll know what he thinks about you all.

Thank you Dave. Finally my brother in maths reappears.

Depends which way their transfers would go though. Isn't this just a block on incoming? In which case there's arguably only us, Everton (if the 777 thing goes through) and Man United (with Ratcliffe owning Nice). All of the rest of them don't have interest in clubs that would immediately be serving up good incoming prospects.

Aye it's today. We've potentially got Everton and Man United on our side but not sure about anyone else.

I'm sick of hearing and reading about how Everton's 10 point deduction is harsh (shut your shit Shearer). It's probably not harsh enough when you consider the upside of ignoring FFP. If you make it 5 points (which it may well become on appeal), everyone may as well have a go at it. They would 100% have been relegated even if you just took Richarlison out of their team during that period. With all the risks that come attached to that. Instead they cheated, stayed up, and now they won't shut up about 10 points. Far from being harsh, they've got incredibly lucky to get the 10 points now when the newly promoted teams are about as bad as you get coming up out of the Championship.

Dampen all of the strings with his fretting hand, aye. Then give it six nowt.

In which Elizabeth Perkins plays possibly the most likeable paedophile in cinematic history.

An Abu-Dhabi backed fund is about to take control of the Telegraph after agreeing a deal to repay its debts. Ooo lordy.

The tickets episode.