Gemmill

Thanks Leao for being a complete cunt.

Longstaff's got a goal in him tonight, I reckon.

We're doing fine. We're not gonna turn up at the San Siro and boss it. Need to get Isak involved closer to their goal. He seems to get isolated and kept out of the game in a way that Wilson doesn't.

Pope has to be catching that.

Murphy's mascot kid looks like he's owed about a week of sleep.

We get the magic offside stuff in the CL too. No dickheads drawing lines.

This ref looks an absolute show pony.

Murphy's grin when the CL music fired up.

Here's sexy Eddie.

I hope Willock gets back fit to play a part in the CL. He must be gutted to be missing this.

Murphy deserves a CL start tbf. That's class.

Ahh that world famous craic.

Listen to me, you filthy Tynemouth rent boy! Proper Neapolitan pizza is unbeatable. The stuff from Rome is served on a flaky base, it's bullshit.

Pizza in Rome is shit. The base is like a Jacob's water biscuit.

Here's Mr Corned Beef and Boiled Cabbage to give us the benefit of his wisdom. Pipe down Paddy!

My dog eats raw food, and his come in little gross blood soaked patties. Little fucker makes short work of them.

There was no suggestion in either the guide book or the menu that this shit was coming raw. Who serves burger tartare though. Absolutely vile.

I don't remember Milan that fondly. I remember going to this restaurant that was meant to be famous for burgers. It had been an institution since the 60s and the guide book bigged it up. When I say they gave me a raw burger, I don't mean it wasn't quite cooked enough, I mean they gave me a plate with a patty of bright red, completely uncooked mince on it. No bun. We sat there for about ten minutes, moving it around our plates, and left. I'm sure they were taking the piss.

I'm keeping an eye out for Paddock Lewellyn Bowen trying to rapunzel it up that wall.

"Eeeeeey shurrup Harv Jewnya, am a fuckun celebriteeeey!"

You can't beat Italian flap.

He's a mod on the Max Power forums. This is the brum brum AA, I'm sure of it.

I'm not looking for the Barry McPigtails Unofficial Scorecard version, you BOGAN!

How far in advance of kickoff are CL lineups announced? Is it still just the hour or do these officious little cunts demand things sooner?

Congratulations Craig, that's mint news.