Gemmill

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Dortmund looking like the whipping boys of the group lads.

Beat Sheff United at the weekend and we've had a massive week.

Fast track to becoming a basket case if we bin Howe off the back of this or pretty much anything else that could realistically happen this season.

Two clean sheets in a row too. Equalled Howmanheyman's PB.

Great result. Knack the French at SJP next.

Close that.

This is a really good result. We still look disjointed but a draw here is class if we can keep it this way.

Great fitness from Bruno. He looks knackered then he keeps coming back to life. Trying to win PL over?

Trippier looks wrecked as well.

Isak looks dead on his feet. Get Barnes on.

These don't look that tired anymore.

Leao does the pretend you're injured when you've fucked up like Maxi too.

These are looking tired. Here comes Anderson, mint.

Zlatan's dye job. Looks like he's watching the match in a black swimming cap.

Don't mind that Chukueze going off. Me kwazy? No! Chukueze!

Agreed. Bit of muscle and hold up play required.

Oof PL won't like that from Bruno.

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Their superior xG is doing them no good so far. Nowt daft in this half and get Wilson on for a bit and we might nick something. Hate to say it cos you know how much he's been looking forward to it, but Burn looks very out of his depth. Re pressing, I'm sure the near 30 degree heat has meant our press has been even more relaxed than so far this season.

Joe Cole is a secret Newcastle fan.

Aye, the Italians won't have seen that level of control too often.

Very expressive, these Italians. I hadn't heard this about them.